Funny Message

Hum to apne doston pe andha

yaqeen rakhte the,

Faraaz...

Film Bodyguard dekhi to pata

chala ke best friends bhi kitne

kamine hote hain.

Ankhein khul gain meri

(,")/

Oye ruk yaar... 

:D

Relations Message

As time goes on,

The taste of Relations increases.

Either it becomes more Sweet or

more Salty. It depends on

what you add daily.

Ego Message

Ego is more destructive than

any weapon.

As weapon kills you completely,

But...

Ego kills your relationships

while you are still alive..!!

Supplication Message

Raabton ki duniya hai,

Raabton se rishte hain...

Chahaton ke ye sangam,

Khushiyon ke ye angan,

Dosti ke ye bandhan,

Hum ko yaad ainge,

Ane wale saalon mein,

Kiske sang hasna hai,

Kiske sang rona hai,

Kab ye apne bas mein hai,

Par asmaan ki janib,

Phaile hath kehte hain...

Dil se dil ka har rishta

motbar dua se hai...

Duaon mein base logon,

Jahan bhi raho,

Sada khush raho...

Sad Message

Uski yaad kuch is tarhan

mere dil se lipti hai,

Ae Jaan !!

Ke jaise phool par kisi titli

ko neend ajaye.

Research Message

According to a recent

research...

Dinosaurs- Rawwwr !!

Cats- Meow !!

Dogs- Bhow !!

Ducks- Quack !!

Lions- Roar !!

And

Girls- Awwwwwwwwww !! :D

Status Message

I am not Single

& 

I am not Committed......

I am simply on reserve for the

one who deserves me!! ;p

Mosquito Message

Q : Why there are different

types of blood groups ??

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A : So, the mosquitoes can

enjoy different flavors. :))

Philosopher Message

A very great Philosopher

once said :

" Marriage is the only war

where enemies sleep

together." ;p

Friendship Message

Kabhi kabhi nahi roz mili,

Mujhe zindagi se har aik

mauj mili,

Aik sacha dost manga

tha zindagi se,

Par mujhe to dil se

chahne walon ki fauj mili.

Love You friends...

Words Message

Lafzon ke daant nahi hote.

Lekin ye kaat lete hain

aur

Agar ye kaat lein to phir inke

zakham kabhi nahi bharte.

So be careful in your talking.

Have a nice Day...

Mother Message

Insan ki 5 Maa

hoti hain...

1- Apki apni Maa.

2- Nani maa.

3- Dadi maa.

4- Sasu maa.

5- Wo jis ke

barey mein ammi raat ko

kehti hain,

ye 12 baje teri konsi

Maa ka fone ata hai ?

Funny Message

All your Life you are taught not

to talk to strangers. And then,

you are expected to sleep

with one !!

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" Arranged Marriage." Damn !!

:D

Love message

Jab kaanch uthane parh jaye,

Tum haath hamara le jana.

Jab samjho ke koi sath nahi,

Tum sath hamara le jana.

Jab dekho ke tum tanha ho,

Aur rastey hain dushwar bohot,

Tab hum ko apna keh dena,

Bey baak sahara le jana,

Jo baazi bhi tum jeeto ge,

Jo manzil bhi tum paoge,

Hum pas tumhare hon na hon,

Ehsas hamara le jana.

Agar yaad hamari ajaye,

Tum pas hamare ajana.

Bas aik muskaan hamein dena,

Phir jaan bhi chahe le jana...

Sad Message

Mera haal-e-Dil jaan kar

to aaj asmaan bhi ro para,

Sagar..

Par usne aaj bhi mujhe

yaad na kiya.

Funny Message

2011 ka sabse zaleel sms.

Boy : Janu, tum mere sath subha se

le kar sham tak aur sham se

le kar subha tak pyar karogi ?

Girl : Oho !! To phir main Leiterin

kis time jaungi ?

Poet Message

Rakha jab sajde mein sar to

ehsas hua,

Iqbal..

Ke dilon mein to Khuda ko

basaya hi nahi, sajde mein

kiski talaash hai ?

Boy-Girl Message

Boy proposed a Girl :

I fell in love with you the

minute I saw you. Will you marry me ?

Girl : Urdu bolo, meko English

na awat hai.

Boy : Kuch nahi behen,

barsaat ho rahi hai. ;p

Morning Message

GOOD

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G O O D 

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G O O D

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GOOD

G

OO

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****** MORNING ******

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Old Man & Old Woman Message

" Budha budhi ki kahani."

1 budha aya

sath mein 1 budhiya laya.

Hotel mein ja ke waiter ko bulaya,

dono ne apna apna order

mangaya.

Pehle budhe na khaya

budhiya ne pankha hilaya.

Phir budhiya ne khaya

budhe ne pankha hilaya.

Ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya

aur usne farmaya

Ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap,

tum dono mein itna pyar hai to

khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya 

" Jaani " tera sawaal to naik hai,

par hamare pas daanton

ka set sirf aik hai..!!

Pathan Message

Pathan ne amrood liya to 

usme keera nikla.

Pathan : Ismein to keera nikla hai.

Amrood wala : Ye qismat ki baat hai,

kya pata agli baar motorcycle

nikal aye.

Pathan : 2 kilo aur do. :D

Rainy Day message

Jab barish ho to bahir betha

karo,

Tumhari qismat khul jayegi,

Qismat na khuli to kya hua,

Kam se kam...

Shakal to dhul jaye gi... ;p

Happy Rainy Day

Pathan Message

Pathan ne 1 bacha aghwa kiya

aur kaghaz pe ye likh ke bache

pe chipkaya :

10 lakh kal subha pull ke neche

pohcha do.!

Aur bache ko ghar wapis bhej dya.

Dosere din wo pull ke neeche gaya

to usey paise mil gaye

aur sath kaghaz pe likha tha :

Khuda qasam,

paise ka gham nahi,

gham is baat ka hai ke

Pathan ne Pathan ko loota :D

Funny Messsage

They say that Love is more

important than Money !!

Have you ever tried paying

your bills with a hug ?

Silly dramatic people. :)

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Love And Hate Message

Nafrat ko hazaar moqe do ke

wo mohabbat ban jaye.

Lekin...!!!

Mohabbat ko aik bhi moqa na

do ke wo nafrat ban jaye.

Funny Message

Best quote by a Nursery

student........

I love to walk in the rain,

Because....

Nobody can see I am doing

susu in my chaddi. :)

Morning Message

Sweet

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Great

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ove. 

:)

Value Message

Hum anmol hain hamari

qadar karna,

Dost....!!

Barish ka katra zameen mein

jazb hone ke baad mila nahi

karta.!

Love Message

Zarori to nahi jo khushi de usi

se mohabbat ho......

Pyar to aksar Dil

torne walon se bhi

ho jata hai.......

Asking Message

Umar bhar ki chahaton ka

khwab ankhon mein liya,

Ae Dost..!!

Kya tum bhi bichar jaoge aik

din auron ki tarhan ?

Reason Message

Agar tu

wajah na pochey to aik

baat kahun,

Dost...

Bin tere ab

hum se

Jiya nahi jata.

Love And Hate Message

Bari haseen thi zindagi jab na

kisi se mohabbat aur na kisi

se nafrat thi,

Zindagi mein aik aisa mor aya

ke mohabbat aik se hui aur

nafrat duniya se hogai.

Facebook Message

Newton's Law about

Facebook :)

Behind every successful

status update, there is a

Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V :D

Funny Message

Question : Why do women

live longer than men ?

Answer : Shopping never

causes Heart attacks.

But,

Paying the bill does... :D

Sad But True Message

Around the corner I have

a friend.

In this city that has no end.

The days go by & weeks

rush on.

And before I know, a year

has gone.

I never see my old friend's

face.

For Life now has a swift pace.

She knows I like her just

as well.

As in the days when I

rang her bell.

In times we were younger

when,

But now we are busy, tiered

then.

Tiered of playing a foolish game,

Tiered of trying to make

a name.

Tomorrow I'll say I'll call on her,

Just to show that I am thinking

of her.

But tomorrow comes &

tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows

and grows.

Around the corner yet miles

away,

Here's a telegram : She died

today.

That's what we get & 

deserve in the end,

Around the corner, A

Vanished Friend..!!