KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Little Boy-Girl Message

A little boy says 

I love you

to a girl.

But she says

she likes someone else.

The boy in sad mood

looks down and after few

secs looks again at her and 

says :

" Kutti." :D

Decent Message

Ye Sms jin shareef logon ko

milta hai,

5 seconds baad unka mobile

off ho jata hai.

00:01

00:02

00:03

00:04

00:05

nahi hua ?

Shareef hote to hota na :D

Smile Message

Jab

5 seconds ki

muskaan se

Photo

achi ho sakti hai

to

Hamesha

muskurane se zindagi

kitni achi ho sakti hai...

So,

Keep Smiling 

&

Be Happy all the time.

Ramadan Message

Wishing you one month of ramdan,
4 weeks of barkat,
30 days of forgiveness,
720 hours of guidance,
43200 minutes of purification,
2592000 seconds of noor.

Wishing that May Allah always blesses you and your family with
Peace, Happiness, Forgiveness, Prosperity, Guidance, Success and Togetherness :)
Please do Remember me in your prayers !!

Facebook Message

Ultimate shock !!

A boy's facebook status.

" I am on facebook during class." :D

After few seconds teacher commented,

 Turn to page no 64 of your

Book. ;p