Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Twins Message

Do hamshakal jurwa bache

sardi ke mausam mein apne

kamre mein bethe the.

Inme se aik hans hans ke

lout pout ho raha tha aur

dosera udas kone mein betha kaanp raha tha.

Baap ne pocha : Tum itna kyun hans

rahe ho ?

Wo bola :

" Kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono

bar isi ko nehla diya hai." :D

Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

African Funny Message

Somewhere in Africa...

A black boy to his black

girlfriend

On a romantic night out near

the sea shore asked her

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" Honey !!
Where are you ?" ;p

Life-Death Morning Message

Life asked Death :

" Why people Love me

and hate you ?"

Death replied :

" Because you are a

' Beautiful ' Lie,

and I am a ' Painful '

Truth."

Good Morning :)

Funny Message

Height of Dreaming

Bill gates came in my Dream

one night and asked :

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" Dada "

Tere pass Windows XP ki

CD hai ? :D

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Which book has helped

you most in your Life ?

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Student : My Father's Cheque book... :)

Har jagah facebook nahi chalti.

Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : " I Love You

kisne ijaad kiya ?"

Student : China ne..!!

Teacher : Wo kaise ?

Boy :
Kyun ke,

na koi warranty hai

na koi guarantee.

Chale to chand tak,

na chale to sham tak. :D

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette

in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe

dekh ke lagta hai baap

ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Pathan Message

1 pathan ke 20 bache the.

Biwi barish mein bheeg kar boli :

Jan main kaisi lag rahi hun ?

Pathan :

" Roop tera mastana,

pas mere mat ana,

phool koi phir se na

khil jaye."

Sardar-Teacher message

Teacher : Batao ke chooza

ande se kaise nikalta hai ?

Sardar : Miss, ey gal eyni

important nai.

Sochan wali gal ey way ke

ey kanjar ande wich

wariya kinjey ?

Mario Message

Today, I met Mario.

I greeted him and asked :

" Do you remember me ?"

He said : "No."

I said : " Idiot !!

I lost my childhood to

save your girlfriend."

:D

Mosquito Message

Q : Why there are different

types of blood groups ??

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A : So, the mosquitoes can

enjoy different flavors. :))

Friendship Message

Kabhi kabhi nahi roz mili,

Mujhe zindagi se har aik

mauj mili,

Aik sacha dost manga

tha zindagi se,

Par mujhe to dil se

chahne walon ki fauj mili.

Love You friends...

Dad-Son Message

Son : Sir ne mujhe mara.

Dad : Kyun ?

Son : Sir ne poch 2x3= ?

Mene kaha 6. Phir unhon

ne pocha

3x2= ?

Dad : Abey ullu ke pathe 1 hi to baat hai.

Son : Mene bhi theek aise hi kaha tha.

Asking Message

Umar bhar ki chahaton ka

khwab ankhon mein liya,

Ae Dost..!!

Kya tum bhi bichar jaoge aik

din auron ki tarhan ?

Suicide Message

Aik aadmi Library gaya aur

Khud kushi par book

maangi.

Librarian ne aik nazar usay

dekha aur pocha :

Bhai ye book wapis kon

karne ayega ?