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Saturday, 26 November 2011

Islamic New Year Message

Today's sunset is the last
sunset of this Islamic Year &
I pray that all your worries 
set down with this sunset &
new beam of new year spread
Happiness in your Life.

Aameen.

Happy New Islamic Year 1433.

Monday, 3 October 2011

Teacher Message

How do uni Teacher
Complete Syllabus :

Unit 1- This is just introduction
no need to teach.

Unit 2- Very easy topic, you
can study on your own.

Unit 3- This has already been
discussed in last.

Unit 4- This topic is directly
given in text book, study as it
is. I don't need to teach it.

Unit 5- Who is ready to give
presentation? ;)

Saturday, 10 September 2011

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Last year you were
in love with that girl & this year
you are in love with other...
Whats all this ?

Student : 
Semester Change.
Syllabus Change.

Saturday, 20 August 2011

Dream Message

Kal raat ajab ittefaq hua.

Mujhe khwab mein uska deedar hua.
Dheere se main uske paas hua.

Magar
Phir khwab ka ehsas hua.
Mene socha ke uska naam lun.

Phir chaha ke barh ke thaam lun.

Haseen honton se uska jaam lun.

Main hijr mein wisaal ka kaam lun.
Magar
Bhool gaya ye to khwab tha.
Main khwab mein kitna be hijaab tha.

Magar
Baat na thi sirf hijaab ki.
Mera pyar bhi to be hisaab tha.

Khuli ankh to khwab neelaam hua.
Mere pyar ka qissa tamam hua.

Tuesday, 16 August 2011

Funny Message

A girl fell down from 80th floor.
A boy caught her on 65th floor
and asked her :
Will you hug me ?

She replied :
Of course not.

The boy dropped her.

She was caught on 30th floor
by another boy.

He asked her
Will you kiss me ?

No not at all, she replied.

He dropped her too.

She prayed for the last chance
when a boy hold her on 5th floor.

She immediately said...

Ok I will hug you and kiss you.

Boy dropped her saying
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Astaghfirullah..!!
Mera roza hai.

Friday, 12 August 2011

Eid Message

Aney wali Eid ul Fitr Mubarak
ho...
Allah kare ye apki akhiri Eid
ho...
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Husband ke baghair... :)
Oho, muskurahat to dekho.. :D

Sunday, 17 July 2011

Life message

Life is a story written by God's hand..

I don't know how you got into my story.

But

I pray you stay in it,
until God writes my Last Chapter.

:)