Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Morning message

Kehte

hain

agar

subha

uth

kar

ache

insan

ko

yaad

karo

to

din

bhi

acha

guzarta

hai.

Is liye

mene

socha

apko

apni

yaad

sila

doon. :)

Have A Nice Dy.

Assalam O Alaikum.

Good Morning :)

New Generation Message

Dada : Subha sawere utha karo,

iske bohot faide hain. Dekho

jo chiryan subha sawere uthti

hain unko keere makore khane

ko mil jate hain.

Pota : Aur jo keere makore

subha sawere uthte hain

unko jaldi uthne ki saza bhi

to milti hai. ;p :D

Naya Jazba

Naye Soch...

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat

cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi

jana tha,

usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha

dena."

Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 

ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to

dekha to uske upar bohot

se kaghaz pare the aur sab par

likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao

5 baj gaye hain...!!!"

Memory Message

" Best Childhood

Memory."

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You sleep on sofa, and magically

wake up on bed. :D

Funny Message

" There will be plenty of time to

sleep when you are dead,

Life is for living so wake up &

Perform !!"

- Benjamin Franklin.

Buddha pagal tha

tu so jaa! :)

Morning Message

Utho Doston !

Neend ki waadi ko alvida keh kar

subha ke ujale ko dekho, thandi

hawa ko mehsoos karo aur haseen

barish ki khushbu mehsoos karo aur

parindon ki Hamd-o-Sana suno.

Jago ke subha hogai hai.

" Assalam O Alaikum."

Happy Cloudy Day :)

Boys-Girls Message

Are boys stronger than girls ??

O Please !!!

Can you take care of a child,

cook,clean & talk on phone

at one time ?

Can you go a week only

eating salad ?

Can you burn your head with a 

curling iron and not complain ?

Can you pour boiling wax on your

arm or leg and pull it away with

a strip ?

Can you walk all day

in 5 inch heels ?

Can you cry all night then wake up

the next morning like everything

is okay ?

Hahaha. I don't think so !! ;p

Girls pass it on,

let them know,

WE ARE SPECIAL !!

Morning Message

Yunhi soti rahin to kuch bhi

na dekh pao gi,

" Larkiyon."

Uth jao ke mohalley ke ladke office

jaa rahe hain... :D

Good Morning...

Have a nice day. :)

Young Generation Message

Young generation ko sab se ziada tension kab hoti hai ?

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Papers mein ??

Nahi.

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Tab hoti hai jab wo subha so kar uthen aur unka mobile ammi ke pas ho. :D

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Nahi ammi hum sirf dost hain bussssss...

Morning Message

In French : Bon Jour.

In Spanish : Te quiro.

In Italian : Teamo.

In Yugoslav : Volim te.

In English : Good Morning.

In Punjabi :

Namurada uth jaa tera peo suraj chadh aya e.

Night Message

Mujhe aksar sitaron se yehe awaz

ati hai...

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Soja Pagal !!

Subha uthne mein tujhe hi Maut ati hai ...

Good Night :D

Love But Sad Message

Tujh ko paane ki isliye zid nahi karte,

ke

Tujh ko khone ko dil nahi karta.

Dil ki baat is liye nahi batate,

ke

Apna dil dukhane ko dil nahi karta.

Tu milta hai to isliye nazrein nahi uthate,

ke

Phir nazrein hatane ko dil nahi karta.

Khwabon mein tujh ko is liye nahi sajate,

ke

Phir se jaagne ko dil nahi karta.!!

Goodnight Message

Yun khali palkein jhuka dene se neend nahi ati

WASI !!

Sotey wohi log hain jin ke liye koi jaag raha ho...

Good Night