Ladies First Message

The story behind 

" Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman

were madly in Love. They

wanted to marry. Parents did

not approved. They decided to

suicide together & planned to

jump from mountain. The man

could not bear to see his

sweetheart fall.

He convinced her that he will

jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided

" Ladies First." ;p

Funny Message

Question : Why do women

live longer than men ?

Answer : Shopping never

causes Heart attacks.

But,

Paying the bill does... :D

Funny Economic Message

Why Men hold Ladies hand

in the markets ?

Because,

If they leave their hand, they

will go to every shop for

shopping.

It looks Romantic but its

actually Economic.. :D

Fact But Funny Message

A Fact of Life...

Male criteria for Life partner.

They expect their wife to

look like Miss Universe

&

work like

" Maasi."

2nd Version :

Female criteria for Life partner.

They expect their men to

look like Mr. Universe, earn

like Bill Gates & obey like

Ramu kaka ;p

Arguing Message

Arguing with men is like,

Wrestling with a hippopotamus in mud.!

After sometime you realize that you are getting dirty & the hippo is actually enjoying it..!! :D

Love But Funny Message

Q- Define Love & explain in detail.

Ans-

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

Types :

One sided & two sided.

Age :

Usually occurs in Teenage.

But,

Now a days can be found in any age.

Symptoms : 

Tension

Day dreaming

Phone addiction.

Diagnosis by :

Diary

Photos

Mobile.

Treatment :

Anti-Love therapy by Father/Mother's footwear. ;p

Men-Women Message

Men are very Kind

&

Women are very mean !!

PROOF

Most women don't like to help unknown men...

But all Men are always ready to help unknown women..! ;-p

Girl Message

All the girls who die for a zero figure.. Remember,

" Real men go for curves...

Only Dogs go for bones.." :D

Funny Message

Studies se 90 % of women don't like men in pink T-shirts.

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Ironically, 90 % of men in pink T-shirts don't like women either.. ;p