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Showing posts with label Heart attack. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heart attack. Show all posts

Wednesday, 30 November 2011

Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre
ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,
aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni
zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack
agaya :D

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

Funny Message

Question : Why do women
live longer than men ?



Answer : Shopping never
causes Heart attacks.
But,
Paying the bill does... :D

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

Husband-Wife Message

Wife: I read a research today, 

I Wonder why do Girls live longer than Boys?
Husband : Sweetheart, because shopping never causes Heart Attacks, .. But 

Paying the Bills does.... :D

Saturday, 13 August 2011

True Message

Damn True :

When someone says they have
to ask you a question,

you quickly get a mini heart
attack and think of all the
bad things you have done.. :)