Single Message

When someone takes your cell

for hours & you are in no hurry

to get it back

Then

You realize how poor single

you are :D

Sad Message

Maana ke main ghareeb hun

ye baat sach to hai,

Lekin..!!

Tu agar apna bana ley mujhko

to tera har gham khareed sakta

hoon.

Husband-Wife Message

Wife to Husband : Zara kitchen se

namak lana.

Husband : Yahan to koi

namak nahi hai.

Wife : Mujhe pata tha tum to ho

hi andhe, tumhe nahi milega,

is liye pehle hi le ai thi. :)

Party Message

Smartness... ;p

In a party a handsome guy asked

a girl :

Are you going to dance ?

She felt so happy & said :

" Yes."

& the guy said :

" That's good, so can I have your chair ? ;-p

Married Man message

A married man had written on the back of his car.....

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" Please... Don't Disturb,

Already Disturbed."

Pathan-Bihari Message

5 pathan aur 1 bihari helicopter ki rassi se latke hue the.

Pilot ne kaha : Load zada hai 1 fard ko koodna hoga."

Ye sun kar Bihari ne kaha ke rasi ko chorne ki qurbani main deta hun.

Taaliyan.

Ye sun kar sare Patha taaliyan bajane lage..

Moral : Jo na kate aari se,

Wo kate Bihari se. :)

Bus Message

Usse pehli bar mene bus mein dekha tha,

Wo mere samne wali seat par bethi thi,

Wo bar bar mujhe sar se paon tak dekh rahi thi,

Akhir usne mujhe ishara kiya,

Main moqa dekh ke uske pas gaya aur ahista se pocha,

Ji farmaiye.

Usne sharmate hue kaha,

Bhai ap ne shalwar ulti pehni hui hai.

Heart Touching Story But Funny Message

Heart Touching Story...

A boy loved a girl but never proposed her.

1 day he decided to tell her at 1 a.m., he type 

I LOVE YOU.

And sent it.

After a few seconds he got a message. He decided to see it the next day and slept.

Next day he read the message and shocked.

It was written

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Your account balance is insufficient to Rs. 0.10.

Message sending failed.. :D

Heart Touching Messgae

Heart Touching Line

By a Poor Child...

" I saw many shirts opposite home's window

But

I saw many windows in my shirts."

Help Poor.

Funny Message

Sardar bachey ki awaaz mobile mein record karaha tha.

Wife : Ye kyun kar rahe ho jee?

Sardar : O yar , Jab ye bada hoga to hum isse pochega ke ye kya bol raha tha..

:D

Poor Message

Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin..

Colleague asked : What happened?

She replied : He asked are you free tonight..?

I said : Yes.

Rascal gave me 50 pages to type..!!

Funny Message

I saw a dream last night

Only You & Me

You were looking so innocent,

You know why?

Because

I was eating Kulfi & You were saying :

Ek chak to marne de yaar .. :(

Funny Message

OVER SMART WIFE :

If I sleep with your most loving friend,

what will be the 1st thought that would come to you mind ?

SMART HUSBAND :

That you are LESBIAN ;-p

Funny Message

Hamare muzafaat mein WAPDA/ KESC walon ko

gaaliyan dene ka waqt hua jata hai.

Baqi log apne apne maqami waqtke

mutabiq galiyan dein .. !!

Shukriya :)

Funny Message

Do pathan raat ko kahin jarahe hote hain.

1st pathan : Yara garmi bohot lag rahi hai.

2nd pathan : Han yara, raat ho rahi hai na, dopahar hoti to kahin chaon mein beth jate.. :D

Funny Message

Shohar ,Biwi se : " Ye kya begum, aaj tum ek aur suit le ain?

Abhi parson hi to..."

Biwi chilla ke : " Kya kaha?

Kya parson?

Bolo !!Kya kaha tum ne?

Kya parson? Bolo !!

Jaldi Bolo !!

Shohar(Ajizi se) : "Kuch nahi begum main tu ye keh raha tha ke parson bhi 1 hi suit lai thin to aaj to 2 le letin."