Test Message

Driving Test : What will

you do at a red light ?

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Girl : I usually respond to

texts, check my mails and see

the updates on facebook. ;p

True Saying Message

True Saying :

Ladki ki aadhi zindagi Husband ki talaash mein 

aur

baqi 

Husband ki talaashi lene mein guzar jati hai. :D

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_/\_

Oye begum ! 20 rupay to chor do.

Funny Message

3 young ladies proposed a man.

He had to choose one of them.

He tested by giving them Rs. 5000 each to spend.

1st bought makeup stuff & dresses and said she wanted to look good for him.

2nd got him few expensive shirts, ties & perfumes and said she wanted him to look good.

3rd one invested the money, got profit & retured him original amount saying that she saved the rest for their future.

Finally man decided to marry.

The lady who was the

Prettiest :D

Men never change ;p