Friendship Message

Fan changed to A.C.

Radio changed to T.V.

Cassette to Cd

Lover to Wife.

But,

Friends saaley kitne hi

kharaab hon,

There's no option.

They can never be replaced.

Kya karun yaar koi option hai to

bata. :D

Funny Message

3 fastest ways of

communication.

1- Telephone.

2- Television.

and

3- " Tell a Woman..."

If you need more speed ?

Also advice her :

" Kisi ko batana nahi." :D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Shall we try different positions tonight ?

Husband : Excellent Idea.

Wife: You stand at sink &

wash dishes, I'll lie on

sofa & watch TV. :D