Single Message

If you are a Girl/Boy and

you are single !

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Oh shame shame,

kisi ne lift nahi karai :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Tum mere liye kya

kar sakte ho ?

Boy : Bolo kya karun ?

Girl : Mere liye chand la

sakte ho ?

Boy : Phir kya zameen ke gird

tumhare abbu ghoomenge ? ;p :D

Good Wrong Message

Biggest problem in Love

Good guy gets wrong girl..

Good girl gets wrong guy..

They fall in Love

& Good ones get cheated..

Now the Good guys thinks,

All girls are fraud..

&

Good girls thinks,

All boys are flirt..

When good guy meets

Good girl,

They avoid falling in Love

& become just Good Friends. :D

Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Girl-Boy Message

1 larki road pe khari thi,

1 larka samne se bike par

guzra phir wapis aya aur

usse pocha :

Pehchana kya ?

Girl : Nahi.

Boy : Kya yaar abhi to samne

se gaya tha :D

Naughty Message

Boy : Hum dono kuch arse

sath rehte hain. Agar hamare

mizaaj mile to shadi kar leinge

aur koi ghalti hui to alag ho jainge.

Girl : Ghalti kiske pas rahegi ?

Teacher-Students Message

Teacher : Aj short skirt kyun pehen

ke ai ho ?

Girl : Aj half day hai na.

Full day par full dress pehenti hun.

All boys innocently :

Madam, Holiday ko class lo na

aik bar please !! ;p

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Funny Message

Boy : meri aik aik sans pe

aik aik larki marti hai.

Girl : To tum koi acha sa

toothpaste istemaal

kyun nahi karte ?

Attitude Message

Attitude Reloaded...!!!

Boy : I hate you... :(

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Girl : What a coincidence. :D

Good And Bitter Message

Achi aur Karwi baat :

Neki kar ke aise bhool jao,

Jese larki engagement ke baad

apne friends ko bhool jati hai. ;p

Baat karo haq ki !

Bhale hut jaye sabki... :)

Technological Mistake Message

Late night, boy drops the girl

at her home, on the gate, he

puts his hand on the wall

and says :

Can I kiss you ?

Girl Nahi ! Aaj nahi.

Boy : Please ?

Girl : No !

Boy : Dedo na jan !

Girl : No yar abhi nahi.

Boy Sirf aik choti si !

Girl : Kaha na aaj nahi. No !

This continues for 10 minutes.

Then girl's little brother

appears on door,

says :

" Papa keh rahe hain, tum ise

kiss do ya na do tumhari

marzi. Par is beghairat se

kaho intercom ke button se

hath hata le. :D

Test Message

Driving Test : What will

you do at a red light ?

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Girl : I usually respond to

texts, check my mails and see

the updates on facebook. ;p

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Please ! Send me some

good jokes.

Boy : sorry ! I am busy .

I am studying.

Girl : hahahaha !!

Bas isi tarhan ke

2, 3 aur send kardo. ;p :D

Boys Message

Boy to other boy : Dude, why did

you propose that girl when you know

she already has a boyfriend.

Awesome reply :

Khaali chair pe toh koi bhi

beth sakta hai...

Dum hai to kisi ko utha

ke betho. ;p :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Its too cold

over here.

Boy : You want my

jacket ?

Girl : No ! I want your arms

wrapped around me.

Boy : Pagal ! Aise nahi karte

gunah milta hai...!!! ;p

Funny Gay Message

A biker stops a young girl who

was just about to jump off a

bridge.

He asks her :

" Do you mind giving me the best

kiss before you jump ?"

She quietly accepted & gave

him 1 of the deepest kisses

ever.

When she finished he said :

" Wow ! This is the best kiss

I ever had. Why are committing 

suicide ?"

She replied :
" My parents don't like me

dressing up like a girl...

And my name is TOM !!" :D ;p

Boy-Girl Message

Larki : I love you.

Larka : Main bhi tumse

I love you kahun to kya karogi ?

Larki : Khushi se mar jaungi.

Larka : Ja meri behen,

Jee Le Apni Zindagi. ;p

Life Message

1- Life is not about a handsome

guy or a cute girl by your side,

but about an idiot friend with

whom you can discuss all things

about the handsome guy or

cute girl. :)

2- Its not about Nokia N series,

but about the last battery point

present when you have to say

something special to somebody. :)

3- Its not about 10 hours work,

but about the 15 minutes break. :)

4- Its not about wishing a friend

on birthday, but about handling

your friend after forgetting it. :)

5- Life is about all the small

moments you live daily...

The more you enjoy Life, the

more Life gives you the reasons

to enjoy. :)

Stay Blessed...!!!

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

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