Funny Women Message

Do aurton ko 2o saal ki saza mili.

20 saal aik sath jail mein

guzarne ke baad jab dono riha

hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha :

Chalo ab baqi batein

ghar pohoch kar karte hain. :D

Sir-Student Message

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Student : Mujhe ?

Sir : Samajh na ! tere baap ka

kya jata hai.

Usme se 5 wapis le liye

to tere pas kitne bache ?

Student : 20.

Sir : Kaise ?

Student : Samajh na ! Tere baap ka

kya jata hai. ;p :) ;) :D

Pathan Message

1 pathan ke 20 bache the.

Biwi barish mein bheeg kar boli :

Jan main kaisi lag rahi hun ?

Pathan :

" Roop tera mastana,

pas mere mat ana,

phool koi phir se na

khil jaye."

20 Years Ago Message

20 saal pehle 1 samosa 50 paisa

ka tha,

Aur 1 call Rs.8 ki thi.

Aaj

1 call 50 paisa ki hai aur

1 samosa Rs.8 ka.

Mehengai nahi bari

Bas rate idhar udhar

hogaye hain.