Funny Sleeping Tip message

Sleeping Tip :

.

.

.

.

.

.

Macharon se bachne ke

liye hamesha bed ke neeche soyen.

                       ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ 

                      ^ ^ ^ ^

                       ^ ^ ^

                      ^ ^

])

                     ]"""""""""""[

                ('}.__//\_

Machar apko bed pe hi

dhondte rahein ge.

Morning Message

Yunhi soti rahin to kuch bhi

na dekh pao gi,

" Larkiyon."

Uth jao ke mohalley ke ladke office

jaa rahe hain... :D

Good Morning...

Have a nice day. :)

True Friendship Message

" True Friendship "

Baap : Raat kahan they ?

Beta : Dair hogai thi to dost ke ghar stay karlya tha.

Baap ne ussi waqt phone uthaya aur us ke 10 best friends ko call ki.

6 ne kaha ke :
" Haan uncle wo raat mere paas hi tha."

Aur

3 ne kaha :
" Uncle wo so raha hai,

kahein to utha doon ?

1 ne to had kar di :

" Ji abbu bolen."
;-p

Morning Message

Dear coustmer,

ur sleeping time has expired....now u cannot use bed anymore..

to subscribe again please wait 4 d night....

so " GOOD MORNING" & Have a nice day 2 all........:)

Stupid Question Message

Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.

1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?

Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.

2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?

Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?

3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?

Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.

4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?

Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D

Sunday message

Main so rahi thi, ese

(^_^)

Phir mera fone baja,

Main uth gai, ese

(*_*)

Mene fone dekha to alarm tha.

Time dekh kar meri eyes aur khul gain, ese

(O_O)

Phir

Phir 

Phir mujhe yaad aya ke aaj to Sunday hai.

Main phir so gai, ese

(^_^)

* Happy *

* Sunday *

* Morning *

Rickshaw Message

An interesting statement written on the back side of a Rickshaw.

" Horn aahista bajayen,

Pakistani Qaum so rahi hai. "

:)