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Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toilet. Show all posts

Friday, 30 September 2011

Funny Message

Hujoom itna ho
tere ghar mein
Khushiyon ka,

Ae Dost...!!!






Ke tujhe toilet
jana ho aur
rasta na mile.
Dhinka chika
dhinka chika
dhinka chika. :D

Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Funny Message

2011 ka sabse zaleel sms.

Boy : Janu, tum mere sath subha se
le kar sham tak aur sham se
le kar subha tak pyar karogi ?

Girl : Oho !! To phir main Leiterin
kis time jaungi ?

Monday, 12 September 2011

Toilet Message

Best lines written on the
Toilet wall...

" Treat me well and keep me clean,
I'll not tell anyone
what I have seen." :D

Tuesday, 9 August 2011

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : i am having a heart surgery.
Boy : I know !
Girl : I love you.
Boy : I love you more. Much more !

After surgery, when the girl woke up,
only her father is next to her bed.

Girl : Where is he ?
Father : You don't know who have
you the heart ?
Girl : What ? ( She starts crying ).

Father : Just kidding, he went
to the toilet.. :D

Thursday, 14 July 2011

Naughty Boy Message

A naughty boy was sitting on the toilet 
but potty was not coming after many efforts.
He got frustrated & shouted :
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Abey aa ja yaar,
main tujhe kha thori jaunga.