Allah Message

Everything is " Pre-written."

But,

With prayers it can be

" Re-written."

So, Live the best and leave

the rest to

Allah Almighty. :)

Soldier Message

A newly married and desperate

soldier sends a hand grenade

to his mother-in-law, with

a note :

" Dear Sasu ji, if you pull this ring,

I'll be able to get 3 days leave..!!

Studying Message

When I was studying, my mom

was calling me !

But I didn't respond !

I was so deeply involved in

studies but she called me

again & again !

Finally, I shouted ! Please leave

me ! I want to study ! I want to

Study...!!!

Suddenly ! My mom came &

slapped me on face & yelled :

" Idiot !! Stop dreaming...

Wake up and study...!!! "

;p :D

Flower Message

Phoolon se to wafa mil na

saki ao kanton se dosti kar

lein,

Mohsin !!

Suna hai ye daman pakar

lein to asani se chora nahi

karte...

Compromise-Ego Message

Compromise says : Its better

to change a little rather than

to lose someone forever.

Ego says : its always better

to leave the one who wants

to change you.

" Choice is Yours."

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Asking Message

Umar bhar ki chahaton ka

khwab ankhon mein liya,

Ae Dost..!!

Kya tum bhi bichar jaoge aik

din auron ki tarhan ?

Funny Economic Message

Why Men hold Ladies hand

in the markets ?

Because,

If they leave their hand, they

will go to every shop for

shopping.

It looks Romantic but its

actually Economic.. :D

Sad Message

Main rone se darta hun,

Juda hone se darta hun.

Meri ankhein batati hain ke,

main sone se darta hun.

Meri ungli pakar lena,

mujhe tanha nahi karna.

Ye duniya aik mela hai,

Tumhein khone se darta hun.

Jab hansta hun to kyun palkon ke,

Goshe bheeg jate hain ?

Tumhein maloom hai main is

tarhan Rone se darta hun.

Jab se khwab dekha hai,

Mujhe tum chor jaoge,

Main ab khawabon se darta hun...

Main ab sone se darta hun.

Juda hone se darta hun.

Sad Message

Matti se bana tha,

matti hi ban jaunga.

Is se agey na kuch kar paya,

na kuch kar paunga.

Rota hua aya tha,

rulata hua jaunga.

Pairon ki dhool hun Hawaon

 mein bikhar jaunga.

Jab duniya teri chor kar

yahan se jaunga.

Dekh lena dost tum ko

bohot yaad aunga.

Funny Message

Smallest leave application

by a KG boy

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Dear Sir,

Main nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

nahi aunga,

Thank you, bas nahi aunga. :D