KBC Message

On the set of KBC...

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1

crore question. He uses 

phone a friend Lifeline and

chooses his girlfriend to ask

the answer.

Amitabh : Hey ! You have got 30

seconds to answer and your

time starts now.

Boy reads out the question

and options.

Girl : Mil gaya time tumhein

phone karne ka,

mujhe tumse koi baat nahi

karni, bye !! ;p :D

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Creativity Message

Height Of Creativity :

Girl : I have saved my boyfriend's 

number as
" Low Battery."

So,

Whenever he calls & i am not

around, my mom plugs my

phone to charger unknowingly. :D

Irritating Fact Message

Most Irritating Fact :

At Home :

You studied 3 hrs,

no one sees you,

you pick phone for a while,

mom & dad enters the room & say:

" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,

sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.

At college, coaching :

You are busy with phone

no one sees you,

you picked up book for a while,

friends enters the room & say :

" Abey kitna parhega,

Newton ki aulaad." :D

Jealous Stupid message

Meri yaad mein pagal log 

mujhe phone karte hain...

Mujhe chahne wale mujhe

miss call dete hain...

Mere deewane mujhe

SMS karte hain...

Aur,

Jo kuch nahi karte ,

wo mujhse jalte hain. :D

Funny Message

Aik bacha roz Maths sir ko

phone lagata hai.

Sir ki wife : Kitni baar kaha wo

mar gaye hain.

Bar bar phone kyun karte ho ?

Bacha : Sunn ke acha lagta hai :D

Boys-Girls Message

Are boys stronger than girls ??

O Please !!!

Can you take care of a child,

cook,clean & talk on phone

at one time ?

Can you go a week only

eating salad ?

Can you burn your head with a 

curling iron and not complain ?

Can you pour boiling wax on your

arm or leg and pull it away with

a strip ?

Can you walk all day

in 5 inch heels ?

Can you cry all night then wake up

the next morning like everything

is okay ?

Hahaha. I don't think so !! ;p

Girls pass it on,

let them know,

WE ARE SPECIAL !!

Result Message

Sometimes when we cry...

No one can wipe our tears.

When we are worried...

No one feels our pain.

When we are happy...

No one can see our smile.

But !!

Jis din result ata hai to sara

khandan phone kar ke pochta hai :

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.

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Kya bana ??

Kya bana ?? :D