Cockroach Message

2 cockroach ICU mein aik dosre

ke barabar mein admit the.

1st : Kisne maara ?

2nd : Koi nahi re,

aik larki mujhe dekh ke itni

zor se chillai ke mujhe heart attack

agaya :D

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)