Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Husband-Wife Message

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya :

Kahan hain ap ?

Shohar : Tumhein wo jewellery

shop yaad hai jahan tumhein aik

diamond set pasand aya tha ?

Biwi( Khush hote hue ) : Han

han mujhe yaad hai.

Shohar : Main uske sath wali

shop mein baal katwa raha

hoon. :D ;p

Businessman Message

A failed businessman to his

fat wife :

" You are my only investment

in Life that has doubled." :D

Husband-Wife Message

A husband comes home from

prayers

He greets his wife & lifts her

up, he then carries her around

the house with a beaming smile.

Wife is so surprised & she

asks : Did the maulvi sahab

preach about being romantic

today ?

Husband says : No, he said. We

must carry our burdens & sorrows

with a smile..

Newton Message

Newton's wife to Newton :

How am I looking ?

Newton : Tan c/sin c

Wife : What ?

Newton : Tan c/sin c

=(sin c/cos c) sin c

=1/cos c

=sec c ;p

Question Message

A question asked in a Talent Test :

If you are married to 1 of

the twin sisters, how would

you recognize your Wife ?

The best answer :

Why the hell should I recognize ? 

=p

Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Aap mujhe kitna pyar

karte ho ?

Husband : Shah Jahan jitna.

Wife : mere marne ke baad

Taj Mahal banaoge ?

Husband : Mene to plot bhi le liya

hai, susti to tum kar rahi hai.

Google Message

A husband was searching

these words on Google :

" How to handle a Wife."

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Google search result :

" Maar tali, We are also

searching." :D ;p

Sardar Message

Dost : Tum apni biwi ko kya

keh kar bulate ho ?

Sardar : Google.

Dost : Wo kyun ?

Sardar : Sawal aik karo,

jawab 10 milte hain.

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Pathan Message

1 pathan ke 20 bache the.

Biwi barish mein bheeg kar boli :

Jan main kaisi lag rahi hun ?

Pathan :

" Roop tera mastana,

pas mere mat ana,

phool koi phir se na

khil jaye."

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein

moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag

rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Funny Message

Man to his 22 years old Wife

after their 1st night :

" You didn't make any noise

like ahh, aah, uhh, ooouucchhh 

during make out."

Wife : I stopped that silly

habit when I was 16. :D

Husband-Wife Message

Shohar Biwi mein baat

cheet band thi.

1 subha shohar ko jaldi

jana tha,

usne raat ko kaghaz pe likha :

" Mujhe subha 5 baje utha

dena."

Aur kaghaz biwi ke takiye 

ke pas rakh diya.

Shohar subha 9 baje utha to

dekha to uske upar bohot

se kaghaz pare the aur sab par

likha tha :

" Khuda ke wastey, uth jao

5 baj gaye hain...!!!"

Girls Message

" 7 Types of Girls."

1- Hard Disk Girls :

Remember everything forever.

2- Ram Girls :

Forgets about you the moment

you turn her off.

3- Screensaver Girls :

Just for looking.

4- Internet Girls :

Difficult to access.

5- Server Girls :

Always busy when needed.

6- Multimedia Girls :

Makes horrible things

looks beautiful.

7- Virus :
These types of girls are

normally called " Wife."

Once enters in your system

don't leave even after format..:D

Arab Couple Message

Arab couple went to London.

One day in the hotel room,

the husband heard his wife

scream,"Far ! Faaaaaaaarr!"

(Which is the Arabic word for

mouse.)

He wanted to inform room

service but didn't know what the

English word for Faaar is?

Husband : hello, room service ?

Room service : Yes sir, how

can I help you ?

Husband : Do you know Tom & Jerry ?

Room service : Yes sir, I know Tom &

Jerry.

Husband : Habibi, Jerry is here :)

Friendship Message

Fan changed to A.C.

Radio changed to T.V.

Cassette to Cd

Lover to Wife.

But,

Friends saaley kitne hi

kharaab hon,

There's no option.

They can never be replaced.

Kya karun yaar koi option hai to

bata. :D

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D