Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D

Old Man & Old Woman Message

" Budha budhi ki kahani."

1 budha aya

sath mein 1 budhiya laya.

Hotel mein ja ke waiter ko bulaya,

dono ne apna apna order

mangaya.

Pehle budhe na khaya

budhiya ne pankha hilaya.

Phir budhiya ne khaya

budhe ne pankha hilaya.

Ye dekh ke waiter sharmaya

aur usne farmaya

Ae Laila Majnu ke maa baap,

tum dono mein itna pyar hai to

khana 1 sath kyun nahi khaya?

Is par budhe ne farmaya 

" Jaani " tera sawaal to naik hai,

par hamare pas daanton

ka set sirf aik hai..!!

Bus Message

Usse pehli bar mene bus mein dekha tha,

Wo mere samne wali seat par bethi thi,

Wo bar bar mujhe sar se paon tak dekh rahi thi,

Akhir usne mujhe ishara kiya,

Main moqa dekh ke uske pas gaya aur ahista se pocha,

Ji farmaiye.

Usne sharmate hue kaha,

Bhai ap ne shalwar ulti pehni hui hai.

Future Message

2012 mein is tarhan hoga :

Larki , Larke ko dekh kar kahegi,

Oye dekh yaar

kya pappu bacha ja raha hai.

2nd girl : Chal is ka number leti hoon.

Girls : Oye murghey,

tera number kya hai ?

Larka sharmatey hue kahega :
Aap ke ghar mein Baap, bhai nahi hain kya?

Larki : Baap bhai hain

par tu nahi hai Chikney.. :D