Officer Message

Police Officer : Sir, I am

extremely sorry to say, but your

wife has been involved in a fatal

car crash and we would like you to

come with us so you can identify

the dead body.

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Husband : Ahh... I am bit busy

right now. Can't you take a photo

and tag me on Facebook. If its

her, I will click "LIKE."

:D

Police Message

Police : Double sawari par pabandi

hai aur tum 4 beth ke ja rahe ho ?

Student pareshani se peeche

dekhte hue :

:-O

"Oyeee ! Paanchwa kahan gira diya ?

Usne hi to treat deni thi." :D ;p

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D

Actor Funny Message

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009- Wanted : IPS.

2010- Dabangg : Inspector.

2011- Body Guard.

Upcoming Films

2012- Security Guard.

2013- Watchman.

2014- Postman. ;p