Fact Message

Real Fact

Every good work is

Impossible before start.

Eid Message

Before the Golden Sun of Eid

rises, let me decorate all its

rays with wishes of Success,

Prosperity & Happiness for

you and your family.

Eid Mubarak :)

Love Is Blind Message

Do you know why Love is Blind ?

Love is blind because...

Our mom started to Love us

before seeing our face.

Man-Woman Message

When a man holds a

woman's hand before

marriage,

it is Love.

But...

When he holds it

after marriage,

Its

Self-Defense ! :D

Google Message

Dear Google

Please stop behaving like a

Husband. Kindly let me complete

my sentence before you

give suggestions. ;p

Funny Gay Message

A biker stops a young girl who

was just about to jump off a

bridge.

He asks her :

" Do you mind giving me the best

kiss before you jump ?"

She quietly accepted & gave

him 1 of the deepest kisses

ever.

When she finished he said :

" Wow ! This is the best kiss

I ever had. Why are committing 

suicide ?"

She replied :
" My parents don't like me

dressing up like a girl...

And my name is TOM !!" :D ;p

Genius Message

A genius is one who can do in

1 day what others do in a

hundred days !!

Just like Us !! We cover our

course in 1 day before exam

&
Teachers take the whole

year. ;p

Insult Message

When someone insults you...

Think before you react...

It takes 72 muscles to get

angry,

Only 14 muscles to smile.

But,

Only 4 muscles to extend your

hands and Slap that Idiot. :D

Sad But True Message

Around the corner I have

a friend.

In this city that has no end.

The days go by & weeks

rush on.

And before I know, a year

has gone.

I never see my old friend's

face.

For Life now has a swift pace.

She knows I like her just

as well.

As in the days when I

rang her bell.

In times we were younger

when,

But now we are busy, tiered

then.

Tiered of playing a foolish game,

Tiered of trying to make

a name.

Tomorrow I'll say I'll call on her,

Just to show that I am thinking

of her.

But tomorrow comes &

tomorrow goes,

And distance between us grows

and grows.

Around the corner yet miles

away,

Here's a telegram : She died

today.

That's what we get & 

deserve in the end,

Around the corner, A

Vanished Friend..!!

Funny Lion Message

Sher ki shadi thi,

Baraat mein aik geedar

naach raha tha,

Kisi ne pocha aap to

geedar ho,

Kyun naach rahe ho ?

Geedar bola :
Shadi se pehle main bhi Sher tha.

Funny Message

A guide standing before a

tourist group :

I welcome you all to Niagra

Falls. This is the World's largest

Waterfall & the sound intensity

of the waterfall is so high, even

20 Supersonic jets passing

over cant be heard. Now may

I request the ladies to keep

quiet so that we can hear the

Niagra Falls.

Eid Message

Tamam sabooton aur gawahon

ko maddenazar rakhte hue

Apko dafa 24/08/2011 ke tehet

6 din pehle

Happy Eid Mubarak

kehte hue umar bhar

khush rehne ki dua

di jati hai..!!

True Message

Kill the tension before

tension kills you.

Reach your goal before

goal kicks you.

Help everyone before

someone helps you.

Live Life before

Life leaves you.

Funny Message

Funny Riddles :

-What is more useful after

it is broken ?

An Egg .. :D

-Which is the most

shocking city ?

Electri-city.

-Name two things you can 

never eat before Breakfast ?

Lunch & Dinner :D

-How many men were born 

in Europe ?

None, only babies

were born.

-If your clock strikes 13,

what time is it ?

Time to buy a new clock.. ;p

Ramadan Message

Tum Ibadat ke lamhon mein

mera aik kaam karna,

Har Sehri se pehle

Har Namaz ke baad

Har iftar se pehle

Har Roze ke baad

Sirf

Apni Dua ke kuch alfaaz

Mere naam karna...