Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Independence Day Message

Gandhi said : Agar apko koi aik

thappar maare to ap dosra

gaal agey kar dein..!

But

Quaid-e-Azam said :

If someone slaps you 1st time,

its his mistake.

But if he slaps you 2nd time,

now its your mistake !

That's the difference between 

Quaid-e-Azam & Gandhi !

Be stylish !

Be Pakistani !

Happy Independence Day