Side Effect Message

Side effect of teaching :

" A guy went to a restaurant,

he wanted to see the menu,

but he forgot what it is

called."

He asked waiter :

" Bring the syllabus please." :D

Boy-Girl Message

A boy was teaching maths to a girl.

He kissed her,

again he kissed her and said :
" This is addition."

Then the girl kissed him and said :
" This is subtraction."

Then they kissed each other & said :
" This is multiplication."

Suddenly the girl's dad came,

beat the boy and threw him away and said :
" This is called DIVISION."

:D