Student Message

Rays emitting from the books

are directly proportional to

sleepness...

But cellphone remains

constant at bed. :)

" Student's first law of

Nalaiqness.: :D

True Story Message

Aik dafa ka zikar hai

main raat ko apne bistar pe

leti hui thi

ke achanak

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Mujhe neend aa gai :)

Good Night.

Film Message

Arbaaz khan is making a

sequel of Dabangg.

Staring :

Emran hashmi

Malika Sherawat

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And the Film name is :

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Palangg :D

College Message

An old man went to college

that he studies at. Knocked 

the door of room #3 of the

hostel and said :

May I come in ? I have lived in

this room 30 years ago.

A young man opened the door

and let him enter.

The old man examined the

room and recalling everything

said :

The same old room, same old

wooden table, ventilator and same

old window that opens into the garden

and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found

a young girl hiding under the

bed.

The young man got alarmed and

said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.

She lost her earrings and is searching

for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Advantage Message

What is the advantage for

unmarried people ?

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Think !

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Give up ?

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Wo bed ki dono side se

utar sakte hain ! ;p

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Funny Sleeping Tip message

Sleeping Tip :

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Macharon se bachne ke

liye hamesha bed ke neeche soyen.

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Machar apko bed pe hi

dhondte rahein ge.

Memory Message

" Best Childhood

Memory."

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You sleep on sofa, and magically

wake up on bed. :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : i am having a heart surgery.

Boy : I know !

Girl : I love you.

Boy : I love you more. Much more !

After surgery, when the girl woke up,

only her father is next to her bed.

Girl : Where is he ?

Father : You don't know who have

you the heart ?

Girl : What ? ( She starts crying ).

Father : Just kidding, he went

to the toilet.. :D