Funny Message

Judge : Kya proof hai ke tum

car speed mein nahi chala

rahe the ?

Man : Sir, main apni biwi ko lene

susraal jaa raha tha...

Judge : That's all, case dismissed. :D

Non Muslim Message

Aik kafir ne aik buzurg se kaha ke

agar mere 3 sawalon ka jawab

do to main Musalman hojaunga.

1- Jab har kam Allah ki marzi se

hota hai to tum insan ko kyun

zimedar therate ho ?

2- Jab shaitan aag se bana hai to

dozakh ki aag uspar kaise asar

karegi ?

3- Jab tumhe Allah nazar nahi ata

to usey kyun mante ho ?

Buzurg ne jawab mein 1 matti ka

dhela kafir ko de mara.

Usse ghussa aya aur qazi ke pas

buzurg ke khilaf muqadma kar diya.

Qazi ne buzurg se pocha :

Aapne matti ka dhela kyun mara ?

Buzurg ne kaha :1- Mene dhela Allah ki marzi

se mara ye mujhe kyun zimedar

therata hai ?

2- Ye matti se bana hai to dhele

ne is par asar kyun kiya ?

3- Jab dard isse nazar nahi aya to

mehsoos kyun hua ?

Teacher-Judge Message

A lady broke a signal and was

presented in front of the

Judge.

Lady : " Your honor !! Please let me

go. I am a school teacher and

getting late for my class.

Judge :

Aahaa !! I have waited for this

moment all my Life.

Now write here,

" I will never break the

traffic signal."

50,000 times..!! :D

Sardar Message

1 sardar pe cycle chori ka

ilzaam tha laikin saboot

na hone ki wajah se adalat

ne bari kar diya.

Jate hue Sardar

judge se :

" Fir O cycle main e rakh laa ? o.O

Addiction Message

Height Of Addiction..!!

Just before hanging,Judge asked the prisoner :
" Any last wish?"

Prisoner : "Yes."

I want to update my Face Book status as DEAD." :-D