Theorem Message

Human = Eat + Work + Sleep + Sms

Donkey = Eat + Work + Sleep.

Hence,

Human = Donkey + Sms

Human - Sms = Donkey

Hence proved that Human

without sending Sms

is Donkey ;-O

Funny Message

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna

ke har sms bhejne se pehle

Service center wala call kar ke

khud poche :

Bhai pakka ?

Bhejna hai

Ke

Sending fail

Kardoon ? :D

Girl-Boy Message

Girl : Hi !

Boy : Hey :)

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you there ?

Boy : Yes, yes, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Are you ignoring me

or what ?? :S

Boy : No no, honest, I am here !!

* Sending failed.*

Girl : Its over... Don't you ever

talk to me again...!!! :@

Boy : Damn !! Go to hell !! :@

* Message sent.*

o.O