Friendship Message

I am weak in Maths but I am

able to count the minutes

which I spend with you...

I am weak in History but I

never forget you as a friend

in my Life...

I am weak in Geography but I

can recognize the wonderful

place where I first met you...

I am weak in studies but I 

know I can get 101% in

your beautiful and sweet

Friendship... :)

Psychology Message

A Lesson In Psychology

* When a person laugh to much

even on stupid things, be sure

that person is lonely deep

inside.

* When a person sleeps a lot,

be sure that person is sad.

* When a person talks less,

and if he talks, he talks fast

then it means that person

keep secrets.

* When someone can't cry

then that person is weak.

* When someone eats in 

abnormal way then that

person is in tension.

* When someone cry on little

things then its mean he is

innocent & soft heart.

* When someone angry on silly

or small things its mean he is

in Love.

So true, try to see all these

in real Life, you will find all...

Relationship Message

When relationship is weak,

Thank you, sorry's, welcomes,

good byes, no problems...

Are small words that make big

difference !

But when relationships are

strong,

Shut up !

Mar jaa, lanat, kamine,

manhoos, zaleel cannot have

any impact.!! ;P

Funny Message

Nokrani se bartan toot gaya to Malkin ne kaha :
Kamini ye kya kiya tu ne ?

Bacha : Mama ye kamini kya hai ?

Maa ye sochte hue ke bacha gali na seekh jae

kaha : " Sehat mand."

Agle din phir 1 aur bartan toot gaya ,

malkin ne phir se gali di : 

Haramzadi phir bartan tor dya.

Bacha : Maa, haramzadi kya hai ?

Maa : " Kamzor."

1 din bachey ki nani beemar hogai,

bacha maa ke sath nani ko dekhne gaya aur kehne laga :

Mama, pehle nani itni Kamini thin,

ab kitni Haramzadi hoti jaahi hain. :D ;p