Photographer Message

The only person who can ask

a woman to stop talking & she

replies with smile....

is 

a

Photographer :D

Man-Woman Message

When a man holds a

woman's hand before

marriage,

it is Love.

But...

When he holds it

after marriage,

Its

Self-Defense ! :D

True Message

Woman's tongue and

man's eye,

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.

Relax only,

when they die !

Ladies First Message

The story behind 

" Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman

were madly in Love. They

wanted to marry. Parents did

not approved. They decided to

suicide together & planned to

jump from mountain. The man

could not bear to see his

sweetheart fall.

He convinced her that he will

jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided

" Ladies First." ;p

Funny Message

3 fastest ways of

communication.

1- Telephone.

2- Television.

and

3- " Tell a Woman..."

If you need more speed ?

Also advice her :

" Kisi ko batana nahi." :D

Funny Message

Woman Buys A New Sim

Card Puts It In Her Phone

And Decides To Surprise Her

Husband Who Is Seated On

The Couch In The Living Room.

She Goes To The Kitchen,

Calls Her Husband With

The New Number:

"Hello Darling"

The Husband Responds

In A Low Tone:

"Let Me Call U Back

Later Honey, The Dumb

Lady Is In The Kitchen.. =P

Practice Message

Practice makes man perfect...

Then what about a woman ??

Any Guesses ??

.

.

.

.

.

.

???????

.

.

.

.

.

.

She is born Perfect .. :)

Funny Message

" Joke "

How a woman calls her Husband in first 6 years.

Year 1- Janu.

Year 2- O Ji.

Year 3- Aji, Sunte ho ?

Year 4- Arey O bunty ke papa.

And then,

Year 7- Kahan mar gaye ?

Year 8- Tum ate ho ke main aun ?

Gay Message

Definition of a Gay :

Another useless effort of a man to prove that he can do anything without a Woman.!

:-D

Islamic Message

ISLAM : Mard ko shalwar takhno se nichey rakhna haram hai.

Aur

Aurat ko shalwar takhno se upar rakhna haram hai.

SCIENCE : Mard ke takhno par suraj ki roshni parney se Vitamin C & B banta hai,

Aur

 Aurat ke takhno par suraj ki roshni parney se Vitamin C & B khatam hoti hai.

Aur tum apne Rab ki kon kon si Nematon ko jhutlaoge .?