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Showing posts with label Cigarette. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cigarette. Show all posts

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Postman Message

Postman knocked the door.

A kid came out with cigarette
in mouth and beer in hand.

Postman : Papa hain ?

Kid : Abey dhakkan, Mujhe
dekh ke lagta hai baap
ghar pe hoga ? ;p :D

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

Facebook Funny Message

Maulvi sahab was online on facebook.
Aadmi : Maulvi sahab, kal mere bete ne
cigarette pi aur jab mene usse mara
to usne meri shirt phaar di.

Maulvi Sahab : Lolz... ;p

Saturday, 23 July 2011

Boy Message

" BOYS "

are the most busy generation in the world.

1 hand on steering
1 hand on gear.

1 leg on clutch
1 leg on accelerator.

1 ear on music
1 ear on mobile.

1 eye on road
1 eye on girls.

Nose on breath
Mouth on cigarette.

All tensions at 1 time.

Phir bhi log ladkon ko farigh kehte hain.!

Not fair na :/

Tuesday, 12 July 2011

Cigarette Message

Main cigarette kabhi nahi peeta.

Wo to bas ! Jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bhulane ke lye.

Jab khush hota hun to lutf dubala karne ke lye.

Jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne ke lye.

Jab khana khata hun to khana hazam karne ke lye.

Jab farigh hota hun to time pass ke lye. 

Warna main itna pagal nahi ke Cigarette jesi chez ko hanth lagaun.. :D