Google Message

A husband was searching

these words on Google :

" How to handle a Wife."

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Google search result :

" Maar tali, We are also

searching." :D ;p

Funny Answer Message

Q : How to kill an ant ?

Asked in exam for 15 marks.

Student : Mix chili powder

with sugar & keep it outside

the ant's hole.

After eating, ant will search

for some water near a water

tank.

Push ant into it. Now ant will go

to dry itself near fire.

When it reaches fire, put a bomb

into the fire.

Then admit wounded ant in

ICU.

Remove oxygen mask from

its mouth and kill the ant.

Moral : Don't play with students,

they can do anything for

15 marks. :)

Seat Message

In search of seat...

Passenger 1:

" Thori takleef karenge aap ?"

Passenger 2:

" Oi oi oi oi hoi hoi

ah ah oi oi...

Ayni kafi ae ya thori

hor kara.?" :D