Mobile Message

Yadon mein na dhondo

hamein

Dil mein hum bas jainge

Tamanna ho agar milne

ki to

On karo Mobile hum

Inbox mein hi mil

jainge :D

Funny Message

Raat ho chuki hai...

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Button dabane se suraj

nahi niklega.

Mobile rakho aur chup chap

so jaooo.

Good Night :)

Challenge Message

Do you have a Lover ?

If your answer is " Yes "

then close your eyes & think

about your Lover for a second.

Now close the message and press

00# on screen. Then see what your

mobile says. :)

Funny Message

Din raat sms kar kar ke aisa

kar diya mujhe tum logon ne

Zalimon

Ghar ki ghanti bhi baje to

mobile utha leta hun.

(-_-)

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Ufffff !!

Decent Message

Ye Sms jin shareef logon ko

milta hai,

5 seconds baad unka mobile

off ho jata hai.

00:01

00:02

00:03

00:04

00:05

nahi hua ?

Shareef hote to hota na :D

Eid Message

Eid Mubarak !!

Hairaan na ho.

Abhi mobile charge hai to

wish kar diya.

Light ka kya pata,

agley month aye ya na aye.

To bohot bohot

Eid Mubarak Jee :D

Young Generation Message

Young generation ko sab se ziada tension kab hoti hai ?

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Papers mein ??

Nahi.

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Tab hoti hai jab wo subha so kar uthen aur unka mobile ammi ke pas ho. :D

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Nahi ammi hum sirf dost hain bussssss...

Boy Message

" BOYS "

are the most busy generation in the world.

1 hand on steering

1 hand on gear.

1 leg on clutch

1 leg on accelerator.

1 ear on music

1 ear on mobile.

1 eye on road

1 eye on girls.

Nose on breath

Mouth on cigarette.

All tensions at 1 time.

Phir bhi log ladkon ko farigh kehte hain.!

Not fair na :/

Love But Funny Message

Q- Define Love & explain in detail.

Ans-

Definition:

A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women that can cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.

Types :

One sided & two sided.

Age :

Usually occurs in Teenage.

But,

Now a days can be found in any age.

Symptoms : 

Tension

Day dreaming

Phone addiction.

Diagnosis by :

Diary

Photos

Mobile.

Treatment :

Anti-Love therapy by Father/Mother's footwear. ;p