Everyday Message

Roz 1 apple

No doctor.

Roz 1 tulsi patta

No cancer.

Roz 1 lemon

No fat.

Roz 1 cup milk

No bone problems.

Roz 3 litre pani

Skin saaf.

&

Roz mera sms

Mood Fresh. :)

Funny Message

Talwaar ka zakham dawa se

theek ho jata hai

Magar

zuban ka zakham kisi dawa

se theek nahi hota

Sirf

Kissing se theek hota hai.

Hakeem

Imran Hashmi

Chummi walay :D

Doctor-Memon Message

Doctor memon se : Keley ka chilka

nazar nahi aya jo aap phisal

gaye ?

Memon : main paun rakh ke

dekh raha tha ke chilkey mein

kela to nahi hai.

Baby Funny Message

A baby was born laughing

really hard with its fist tightly

closed. The confused doctor 

unfolded its tiny finger and found

a birth control pill.! ;p :D

Sardar Message

A sardar on Phone :

Doctor my wife is

pregnant. She is having pain

right now.

Doctor : Is this her first child ?

Sardar : No !! This is her

husband speaking .! ;p

Pathan Message

Pathan : Doctor sahab kya chashma laga kar hum padh sakey ga ?

Doctor : Bilkul.

Pathan : Phir theek hai.

Warna hum to bilkul an-padh hai. :D

Girlfriend's Message

Different girlfriend's fighting with there boyfriend's :

Pilot's GF : Ziada udo mat, samjhe.

Teacher's GF : Mujhe mat sikhao, samjhe.

Dentist's GF : Daant tod ke hanth mein de dungi.

Doctor's GF : Tabiyat durust kardungi.

MBA's GF : Mind your own business, samjhe.

C.A. student's GF : Abey pehle pass to ho phir baat karna.. ;p

Definition Message

Definition of a Doctor :

" The dashing, handsome guy wearing a white oat, 

holding your hand, looking into your eyes

& still wants your pulse to be normal... ;p

Student Life Message

Some Realities.

A charming personality,having attitude is an Army Officer.

Lots of attitude and cuteness on the face is a doctor.

Lots of brain and money is a charted accountant.

No money,no cuteness,no personality,no charm & still have an attitude is a Student..!!

Enjoy Student Life..!! :)

Baby Born Message

Its a fact that when a baby is born,

doctors slap its face to make it start breathing.

There are exceptional cases like you.

When you were born,

doctor slapped himself..!! :p

=D

Doctor Message

Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tum ko road se door chalna chahye tha na..

Patient : Konsa road? Bhai main to park mein leta hua tha. :D

Funny Message

Doctor : Apka aur apki begum ka blood group aik hi hai..

Mareez : Zahir hai, 20 saal se mera khoon pi rahi hai.

Ek hi hoga na.. 

Funny Message

Dr : Apke 3 daant kaise toot gaye?

Pappu : Ji wo wife ne karak roti banai thi.

DR : To khane se mana kar dete.

Pappu : Ji wohi to kiya tha.. :D