Cockroach Message

Seeing a cockroach in your

sandwich is not a problem

but,

seeing a half cockroach in your

half sandwich is definitely a

big problem :D

Teacher-Students Message

Teacher : Aj short skirt kyun pehen

ke ai ho ?

Girl : Aj half day hai na.

Full day par full dress pehenti hun.

All boys innocently :

Madam, Holiday ko class lo na

aik bar please !! ;p

Sad Message

Apni yaadein apni baatein

lekar jana bhool gaya,

Jane wala jaldi mein tha

mil kar jana bhool gaya,

Mur mur kar dekha tha usne

adhe raste mein,

Jaise usne kehna tha kuch

jo wo kehna bhool gaya,

Waqt-e-rukhsat meri ankhein

poch raha tha anchal se,

Usko gham tha itna ziada

khud wo rona bhool gaya.

Women Message

Women have an amazingly

mysterious ability of

communication.

They listen half,

understand quarter

but can tell double :)