Teacher-Judge Message

A lady broke a signal and was

presented in front of the

Judge.

Lady : " Your honor !! Please let me

go. I am a school teacher and

getting late for my class.

Judge :

Aahaa !! I have waited for this

moment all my Life.

Now write here,

" I will never break the

traffic signal."

50,000 times..!! :D

Stupid Question Message

Stupid Questions people ask in obvious situations.

1- At market : Hey ! What are you doing here ?

Ans : Don't you know ! I sell vegetables here.

2- In bus : A heavy lady wearing high heel shoes steps on your feet : Sorry ! Did that hurt ?

Ans : Not at all. I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again ?

3- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call : Sorry ! Were you sleeping ?

Ans : No ! I was doing a research whether earth is round or not. You thought I was sleeping ? How silly.

4- When you see a friend with evidently short hair : Hey ! Have you had a hair cut ?

Ans : Nah ! Its autumn season, and I am shedding. :D

Doctor Message

Doctor to injured patient :
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tum ko road se door chalna chahye tha na..

Patient : Konsa road? Bhai main to park mein leta hua tha. :D

Funny Message

3 young ladies proposed a man.

He had to choose one of them.

He tested by giving them Rs. 5000 each to spend.

1st bought makeup stuff & dresses and said she wanted to look good for him.

2nd got him few expensive shirts, ties & perfumes and said she wanted him to look good.

3rd one invested the money, got profit & retured him original amount saying that she saved the rest for their future.

Finally man decided to marry.

The lady who was the

Prettiest :D

Men never change ;p