Reputation Message

Reputation is what other

people know about you.

Honor is what you know

about yourself.

Scientist Message

Scientists have approved that

12904583179 people on the earth

are lazy because they didn't 

even read the number given

above.. ;p

Hahaha :D

Reject Message

I never reject anybody in

my Life...!!!

Because some good people

gave me happiness,

and some bad people gave

me experience. :)

People Message

Educated people change

themselves according to

the situation !

But,

Experienced people change

the situation according to

themselves...!!!

Advantage Message

What is the advantage for

unmarried people ?

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Think !

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Give up ?

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Wo bed ki dono side se

utar sakte hain ! ;p

People Message

People say we are crazy

when we smile alone with

no reason !

But,

They never know that it is

the real smile with sweetest

reason with someone special

in mind. :)

Love Message

You know why people say that you

can't sleep when you are in Love ?

Because...

For the 1st time in your Life, you

will find something really

more beautiful than your

Dreams.

Funny Right Message

Beautiful great lines :

Agar logon ko tumse koi masla

hai...

To hamesha yaad rakho ke ye

unka masla hai, tumhara

nahi.

Just Relax ;p

Today's Truth Message

People are made to be Loved

and money is made to be

used.

The confusion in the World 

is...

Money is being Loved and

people are being used !

Facebook Message

If Facebook gets banned, You

will see people roaming on

the streets with there pictures

in there hands, crying and

screaming...

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Do you like this picture,

Do you ? :D ;p

Funny Message

Din raat sms kar kar ke aisa

kar diya mujhe tum logon ne

Zalimon

Ghar ki ghanti bhi baje to

mobile utha leta hun.

(-_-)

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Ufffff !!

Addicted Message

People smoke & drink for 

few days & get Addicted.

Look at me...

I am studying since

childhood but not yet

addicted to studies. :)

This is called

" Self Control." ;p

Life-Death Morning Message

Life asked Death :

" Why people Love me

and hate you ?"

Death replied :

" Because you are a

' Beautiful ' Lie,

and I am a ' Painful '

Truth."

Good Morning :)

Regret Message

" The worst regret we can

have in Life is not for the

wrong things we did,

But for the thousands of right

things we did, for the

wrongs people."

Knowledge Message

Not Vulgarity but Knowledge :

In ancient England, people

could not have sex without

Kings permission.

So, to have a baby, they were

supposed to get King's consent.

They were then given a card

to hang on their door while

having sex, which read as :

" Fornication Under the Consent

of King ( F.U.C.K.) "

So the word " Fuck " came

into existence...!!!

Kisi ko pata tha kya ?

Ya bas ainvayi Fuck Fuck

karte rehte ho ...

Funny Friendship Message

Chand ne kaha :

" Dosti na kar

doston ki bheer mein

kahin tu kho jayega."

Mene kaha :

" Ae chand zameen pe

aa kar mere

doston se mil,

tu bhi upar jana

bhool jayega."

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Zalimon ! Kitna jhoot bolna

parta hai tum logon ke liye :)

Dedicated to Jigri super

duper & lovely Friends !!

Pathan Stupid Message

Pathan  : Hum 1 ungli se 8 admi ko

upar pohcha sakta hai.

2nd Pathan : Yara woh kaise ?

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1st Pathan :

Hum Lift ka Driver hai. :D

Tears And Smile Message

" Aansu

aur

Muskurahat"

Do anmol khazane hain...

" Aansuon "

ko sirf Allah ke

samne bahao

aur

" Muskurahat "

ko logon par

nichawar kardo.

True Message

Tumhara aik Khuda hai phir

bhi tum usse yaad nahi karte...

Uske kitne bande hain phir

bhi tum ko nahi bhoolta..!!

Supplication Message

Raabton ki duniya hai,

Raabton se rishte hain...

Chahaton ke ye sangam,

Khushiyon ke ye angan,

Dosti ke ye bandhan,

Hum ko yaad ainge,

Ane wale saalon mein,

Kiske sang hasna hai,

Kiske sang rona hai,

Kab ye apne bas mein hai,

Par asmaan ki janib,

Phaile hath kehte hain...

Dil se dil ka har rishta

motbar dua se hai...

Duaon mein base logon,

Jahan bhi raho,

Sada khush raho...