Student Message

What is the most proudest

moment in a student's Life ?

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Sitting in the exam hall

and asking:

" Saalo meri answer sheet

 kiske pas hai wapis dedo." ;p

Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Sad Message

Aik aik sans saza ho

chuki thi

Mere jism se rooh juda

ho chuki thi

Wo tab maang raha tha mujhse

apni wafaon ka sila

Jab zindagi hi mujhse bewafa

ho chuki thi.

Proposal Message

Cutest proposal by a nursery

class.

Boy : Kya tu meleko apna

addresh degi ?

Girl : Pal thun ?

Boy : Aik din balaat lete

aunda na...!!! :)

Pathan Message

Pathan ki qabar mein pehli

raat 62 farishte aye...

2 farishte sawal poch rahe

the aur baqi ke 60...

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Pathan ko sawal samjha 

rahe the. :D ;p

Advantage Message

What is the advantage for

unmarried people ?

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Think !

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Give up ?

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Wo bed ki dono side se

utar sakte hain ! ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Chemistry at its Peak :

Teacher : What happens 

when carbon monoxide

reacts with 2 molecules of

iron ?

Student : Coffee !!

Teacher : How ? :O

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Student : CO + 2Fe = COFFEE !! :) ;p

Teacher Shocks

Student Rocks ! :D

Funny Message

Mene apni Life

mein bohot dhoke

khaye hain.

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For

Example :

Apple

Mango

Chiku

Sabzi,

etc

etc...

Sab dho ke hi khaye

hain...

Aur apne ? :D

Funny Message

Himmat hai to

Answer do !

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What's your Facebook

password...???

:D

Funny Message

Phool gir jate hain jab

tum aate ho...

Wah wah wah !!

Phool gir jate hain jab

tum aate ho,

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Andhe ho kya ?

Gamlon se kyun takrate ho ? ;p

Sir-Student Message

Sir : samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye.

Student : Mujhe ?

Sir : Samajh na ! tere baap ka

kya jata hai.

Usme se 5 wapis le liye

to tere pas kitne bache ?

Student : 20.

Sir : Kaise ?

Student : Samajh na ! Tere baap ka

kya jata hai. ;p :) ;) :D

Friendship Message

Dosti hamesha rahe ye

Dua kijiye ga,

Hai takaza wafa ka

Wafa kijiye ga,

Aur to kuch nahi mangte

hum apse,

Jab uthao hath to hamare

liye nhi Dua kijiye ga.

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : " I Love You

kisne ijaad kiya ?"

Student : China ne..!!

Teacher : Wo kaise ?

Boy :
Kyun ke,

na koi warranty hai

na koi guarantee.

Chale to chand tak,

na chale to sham tak. :D

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Samandar mein nimbu

ka darakht ho to kaise nimbu

toro ge ?

Student : Kabootar ban ke.

Teacher : Insan ko kabootar

teri maa banaegi ?

Student : To samandar mein

darakht tera baap lagaye ga ?

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein

moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag

rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Double Meaning Message

Most confusing double 

meaning joke...

Girl : Aaj office jate hi boss

mujh pe charr gaya.

Friend : Kyun ?

Girl : Woh main late gai

thi naaa...!!!

Funny Message

Man to his 22 years old Wife

after their 1st night :

" You didn't make any noise

like ahh, aah, uhh, ooouucchhh 

during make out."

Wife : I stopped that silly

habit when I was 16. :D

Funny Message

2011 ka sabse zaleel sms.

Boy : Janu, tum mere sath subha se

le kar sham tak aur sham se

le kar subha tak pyar karogi ?

Girl : Oho !! To phir main Leiterin

kis time jaungi ?

Asking Message

Umar bhar ki chahaton ka

khwab ankhon mein liya,

Ae Dost..!!

Kya tum bhi bichar jaoge aik

din auron ki tarhan ?

Pathan message

Police : Tumhari biwi kaise mari ?

Pathan : Sahab pata nahi.

Wo boli :

" Mere pait mein chuhe dor

rahe hain kuch khila do."

To mene usay

chuhey marne ki dawa

khila di.! :D