Pathan Stupid Message

Pathan  : Hum 1 ungli se 8 admi ko

upar pohcha sakta hai.

2nd Pathan : Yara woh kaise ?

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1st Pathan :

Hum Lift ka Driver hai. :D

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

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With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Life Message

" Everyone wants Happiness,

No one needs pain...

But its not possible to get a

Rainbow without a little Rain."

Thats Life !!

Funny Message

Risk is my Life,

Possible is my drive,

Impossible is my aim,

Dangerous is my game,

Don't play with me,

Because,

"                 "

is my name. :)

Past-Future Message

Never try to go back &

repair the Past which is

" Impossible."

But be prepared to construct 

the future which is

" Possible."

Sad Message

Baat chali teri baaton se aur ja pohchi paimaney tak,

Kheench rahi hai teri ulfat aaj mujhe maikhane tak.

Ishq ki batein gham ki batein duniya wale karte hain,

Kis ne shamma ka dukh dekha aur kon gaya parwaney tak.

Ishq nahi hai tum ko mujhse sirf bahane karte ho,

Yunhi bahane qaim rakhna tum mere mar jane tak.

Itna hi kehna hai tumse mumkin ho to aa jana,

Aa jao to ruk jana bas dil ke sambhal jane tak.

Love Message

Ussey main Dil mein rakh leta,

agar hota ye bas mein mere.. !!

Ussey sab dekhte hain,

mujhse ye dekha nahi jata..!!