Teacher Message

Teacher ki Badmashi

Teacher : Beta, tumhare test ka

result agaya hai. Kal apne

parents ko school lekar arahe

ho ya facebook pe tag kar ke

sab ko dikhadun ? :D

Miss-Student Message

Miss : Aaj tum late kyun aye ?

School 8 baje shuru hota hai

phir dair kyun ki ?

Student : Miss ap please meri

itni fikar mat kiya karein,

dost shak karte hain. ;p

Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Benefit Message

What is the biggest benefit of

having girlfriend in the same

school or college where you

study ?

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100% Attendance. :))

Kid Message

1 bacha dabanng dekh 

kar aya.

School mein Sir :

Tumhare sare answers ghalat

hain marks dain to kahan ?

Bacha : Kamal karte hain Master ji.

Marks hi to mang rahe hain.

Chup chap de do warna thappar

maar ke bhi le sakte hain.

Sir : Beghairat.

Bacha : Beghairat se yaad aya,

aapke papa kaise hain ?

Sir : Nikal ja meri class se.

Bacha : Chup chap se marks de do

warna answer sheet mein itne ched karenge 

ke confuje ho jaoge ke marks kahan dein

aur zero kahan dein.

Teacher-Judge Message

A lady broke a signal and was

presented in front of the

Judge.

Lady : " Your honor !! Please let me

go. I am a school teacher and

getting late for my class.

Judge :

Aahaa !! I have waited for this

moment all my Life.

Now write here,

" I will never break the

traffic signal."

50,000 times..!! :D

Mom-Son Message

Son : Main school nahi jaunga.

Mom : Kyun ?

Son : Naukri karunga.

Mom : 4th class padhkar kya kam karoge ?

Son : 3rd class ki ladkiyon ko tuition padhaunga... :D

Heaven Message

" School, College & University are

the nicknames of Heaven."

hmmmmmmm...

That's why it is said that :

" Couples are made in Heaven.." ;p

Mother-Son Message

Maa : Aaj school se itni jaldi kaise aagaye ?

Bacha : Machar ko mara to Teacher ne chutti dedi.

Maa : Aisa kyun ?

Bacha : Machar Teacher ke gaal pe betha tha..!!

Innocent Message

Height of Innocence.

Small kid ( On phone ) :

Madam, my son will not come to school today.

Madam : Who are you ?

Kid : My papa is speaking. :D

School Life Message

Dedicated to school life...

Ek muddat ke baad mili qaid se azaadi..!!

Par qismat dekho,

Jab azaadi mili to pinjrey se pyar ho gaya. :)

Application Message

Application to 

the Headmaster

in Punjab..!

Mastra,

Guzarish A vay ke mera hun school aan nu dil nai karda.

Tusi kurian vi alag kar ditian ne tey sadi class wich ek vi kuri nai hey gi.

Tey madam vi koi khas kam di nai.

Enj tey nai kari da masoom bachyan nai.

Sadey naal kurian rakho nai tey feesan wapas karo.

J istran vi nai ho sakda tey,

Kaam waliyan e soniyan rakh lo.

Bari meherbani.

Tuada faithfully,

" Pappu Dukhi."