Naughty Message

Boy : Hum dono kuch arse

sath rehte hain. Agar hamare

mizaaj mile to shadi kar leinge

aur koi ghalti hui to alag ho jainge.

Girl : Ghalti kiske pas rahegi ?

Funny Naughty Message

Shehzada Saleem :

Hamari ammi aur abba hazoor

humse itni mohabbat karte

the ke sari sari raat woh dono

hamein sulane ke liye jagte

rehte they,

Magar hum phir bhi nahi

sote they.

Wazeer : Shehzada hazoor, aapki isi

beghairti ki wajah se ap

Iklotey reh gaye...!!! :D

Naughty Message

Einstein

Newton

Faraday

Marcony

James Watt

Maxwell

Ye wo log hain jin ke amma

abba ki thori si masti ne

hamari 

bachpan ki mastian cheen

lin... :D

Friendship Message

Wiping tears together...

Sharing really stupid and

small things...

Finding meaning in each other's

silence...

Not caring about

the distances...

Being naughty with

each other...

Being honest with

each other...

Between the jokes and

the silly chatter...

Exists the World's most

beautiful relation called

" Friendship."

Thanks for making my

Life full of Colors.

Love You.

Naughty Funny Message

Only Love can remove your...

Misunderstandings...

Worries...

Doubts...

Fear...

Tears...

And

Finally what you wear... =D

Life Message

Take chances !!

Tell the truth.

Learn to say No gently &

sometimes firmly.

Spend your money on the

things you Love.

Get to know someone random.

Feel the true Love.

Scold someone who deserves it.

Sit alone, watch the rain

& cry.

Laugh till your stomach pains.

Dance even if you

are bad at it.

Pose stupidly for photos.

Give someone a hug when they

need it & make sure to get

many too.

Be naughty like a child.

Live , Love, Laugh, Smile

always

Because,

" Life is Just Once." :)

Naughty Boy Message

A naughty boy was sitting on the toilet 

but potty was not coming after many efforts.

He got frustrated & shouted :

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.

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.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Abey aa ja yaar,

main tujhe kha thori jaunga.

Naughty Message

Wife : Aj main towel mein thi aur apke friend aagaye..

Husband : Phir tumne kya kiya ?

Wife : Kya karti, mene towel upar karke ghungat bana diya.. !!

K.E.S.C. Funny Message

Arz kiya hai : 

Dekho K.E.S.C. walon,

baat hai bilkul saadi.

Dekho K.E.S.C. walon,

baat hai bilkul saadi,

Jitna karoge andhera,

Utni barhe gi "AABAADI."

:D

Poor Message

Cute secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin..

Colleague asked : What happened?

She replied : He asked are you free tonight..?

I said : Yes.

Rascal gave me 50 pages to type..!!

Funny Message

Jab bhi tujhko koi zakham laga,

Mene libas apna utaar dya,

Aur tere jism se lipat gaya..

Yehe mera kaam hai,

Sunny-Plast mera naam hai..

Apki soch ko Salam hai ;p

Funny Message

Teacher to KG kid :

How many months are there in a year ..??

Kid : 12.

Teacher : Wow !! How do you know.?

Kid : Bara mahinon mein bara tareekon se tujh ko pyaar jataunga re..

Dhinka Chika 

Dhinka Chika

Dhinka Chika

Dhinka Chika

O O O O Eh Eh Eh Eh... ;p :D

Funny Message

OVER SMART WIFE :

If I sleep with your most loving friend,

what will be the 1st thought that would come to you mind ?

SMART HUSBAND :

That you are LESBIAN ;-p

Naughty Message

HEIGHT OF KAMINAPAN :D

Phone rings.......

Boy : Hello !! Munna hai ?

Girl : Nahi hai.

Boy : Yahan ajao, ho jaega .. !!