Teacher-Students Message

Teacher : Aj short skirt kyun pehen

ke ai ho ?

Girl : Aj half day hai na.

Full day par full dress pehenti hun.

All boys innocently :

Madam, Holiday ko class lo na

aik bar please !! ;p

Sprite Message

Apni girlfriend ke samne dosri

larkiyon ko kaise dekhein ?

Boy : Tumne us larki ko

dekha,,, wo kapre usko

bilkul suit nahi karte.

Girl slaps him by saying :

Saale, Tu to chahta hai

ke larkian kapre hi na pehnein.

Moral : Larki ne pehle hi

Sprite pi li thi.

Husband-Wife Message

Wife : Main is dress mein

moti lag rahi hon na ?

Husband ( Mazaaq mein ) : Haan.

Wife : Hein ? Moti lag rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahi nahi.

Wife : Bolein moti lag

rahi hun ?

Husband : Nahiiii !!

Wife : Bolein na ?

Husband : Haan !!

Wife : Koi nahi. ;p :D

Girl Message

Who is a Girl

A girl is like a choti si chirya

The thing most nazuk in this world

The bachpana of Girls are so masoom

After that, the world keeps them

into a pinjra full of pabandiyan

This innocent creature looks

like a pari

Who loses her parr after

getting married

She leads all her zindagi in

serving others

She also has a dil but it gets

dukh hi dukh

A libaas of happiness and

pleasure she wears

But in every corner you find a

Girl shedding qeemti tears.

Salute to all Girls :)

Ramadan Message

" Ramzan Mubarak "

Jo mujhe duaon mein bhool jaye

Uske pakore jal jayen

Samoson mein pani gir jaye

Sandwich sookh jaye

Khane mein namak taiz hojaye

Milk shake mein makhi gir jaye

Sehri mein aankh na khule

Shoes ka size na mile

Eid ka dress na sile...

Ab soch lo

Faisla apke hath mein hai..

Duaon mein yaad rakhenge na ?? :D

Boy Girl Message

Boy : Dress bohot acha hai.

Girl Thanks.

Boy : Lipstick bhi achi hai.

Girl : Thanks.

Boy : Makeup bhi bohot acha hai.

Girl : Thanks Bhai Jaan.

Boy : Phir bhi Manhoos lag rahi ho..