Girls Message

Girls are over Imaginative.

A boy sends a text :

Hey !

Girl(To herself): OMG !!

He just text me. I wonder what

he wants. Maybe he just wants to

talk. Or maybe he's mad at me,

but all he said was hey. I should

just answer him, don't want to

keep him waiting. Well maybe

I'll wait another 3 minutes so he

thinks i am busy. No, that's so

obvious. Could this mean he's

into me? Or is he just bored ?

Either way is fine, I mean I don't

care if he likes me back.Who said

tat I even liked him ? Huh... I am

gonna text back now. Should I reply Hi

or Hey ? Hey with 3 Y's ? No that's

stupid. 2 Y's work. He wont know if

I did it on purpose or if it was

accidental. Ok !! I got this.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Girl : Heyy !!!!

Boy : Sister, plz mark my

attendance at uni... ;p :D

Jealous Stupid message

Meri yaad mein pagal log 

mujhe phone karte hain...

Mujhe chahne wale mujhe

miss call dete hain...

Mere deewane mujhe

SMS karte hain...

Aur,

Jo kuch nahi karte ,

wo mujhse jalte hain. :D

Funny Message

" There will be plenty of time to

sleep when you are dead,

Life is for living so wake up &

Perform !!"

- Benjamin Franklin.

Buddha pagal tha

tu so jaa! :)

Caution Message

Caution :

" Don't try to understand me,

if you do,

Then either you will go mad

or

you will start liking me more !"

;p

Mad Man Message

Pagal to Sikh : Tum Musalman lagte ho.

Sikh : Nahi, main Sikh hun.

Pagal : Nahi tum Musalman ho.

Sikh : Nahi, main sikh hun.

Pagal : Nahi tum Musalman hi ho.

Sikh : Nahi yar, main sikh hi hun.

Pagal : Nahi tum Musalman hi ho.

Sikh ghusse se : Han han main Musalman hun.

Pagal : Lagte to Sikh ho.. :D

Night Message

Mujhe aksar sitaron se yehe awaz

ati hai...

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Soja Pagal !!

Subha uthne mein tujhe hi Maut ati hai ...

Good Night :D

Love Message

Bohot chahti hai mujhe par

iqrar nahi karti.

Wo pagal hai ya nadaan

kyun izhar nahi karti.

English mein to kehti hai

I Love You.

Urdu mein kehti hai main tumse 

Pyar nahi karti.

Classical message

Classical jawab.

1st Dost : Aisa kya karun ke teri shadi ke baad main teri biwi ko cinema le kar jaun aur tu naraz bhi na ho ?

2nd Dost : Meri shadi apni behen se kara de..!!

Cigarette Message

Main cigarette kabhi nahi peeta.

Wo to bas ! Jab ghamgeen hota hun to gham bhulane ke lye.

Jab khush hota hun to lutf dubala karne ke lye.

Jab akela hota hun to tanhai door karne ke lye.

Jab khana khata hun to khana hazam karne ke lye.

Jab farigh hota hun to time pass ke lye. 

Warna main itna pagal nahi ke Cigarette jesi chez ko hanth lagaun.. :D

Golden Words Message

* Golden Words *

Dosti aur pyar unse karo jo Nibhana jante hon.

Nafrat unse karo jo Bhulana jante hon

Aur

Ghussa unse karo jo Manana jante hon.

True Message

Dear Human,

You get mad when I wake you up 

& you also get mad when I dont wake you !!

What do you want ?

From,

Confused

Alarm Clock :D

Funny Message But True

Boys are never Wrong.

Just sometimes Confused,

Rude,

Stubborn,

Senseless,

Emotional,

Unchangeable,

Crazy,

Syupid,

Idiot and even 

Mad.

But NEVER WRONG ..!! :D