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Showing posts with label College. Show all posts
Showing posts with label College. Show all posts

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

College Message

An old man went to college
that he studies at. Knocked 
the door of room #3 of the
hostel and said :


May I come in ? I have lived in
this room 30 years ago.


A young man opened the door
and let him enter.
The old man examined the
room and recalling everything
said :

The same old room, same old
wooden table, ventilator and same
old window that opens into the garden
and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found
a young girl hiding under the
bed.

The young man got alarmed and
said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.
She lost her earrings and is searching
for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Awkward Moment Message

The most awkward moment is
when you get back home from
college and look at yourself in
the mirror thinking :

" Did I really look like this
all day?"
:D

College Message

College ke peeche naddi mein 
Principle doop raha tha.
Pappu ne dekha aur zor zor
se chilate hue bhaga,
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.
Kal chutti hai
Kal chutti hai ! ;p

Sunday, 2 October 2011

Benefit Message

What is the biggest benefit of
having girlfriend in the same
school or college where you
study ?
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100% Attendance. :))

Irritating Fact Message

Most Irritating Fact :

At Home :

You studied 3 hrs,
no one sees you,
you pick phone for a while,
mom & dad enters the room & say:
" Bilkul nahi padhta hai,
sara din mobile hath mein hota hai.

At college, coaching :

You are busy with phone
no one sees you,
you picked up book for a while,
friends enters the room & say :

" Abey kitna parhega,

Newton ki aulaad." :D

Sunday, 31 July 2011

Heaven Message

" School, College & University are
the nicknames of Heaven."

hmmmmmmm...

That's why it is said that :

" Couples are made in Heaven.." ;p