Funny Message

Ye sun kar to mere hosh hi

urr gaye,

Faraz..

Jab kam wali masi light jane par

aik dum se boli :

" What the hell is going on man,

plz start the generator."

(-_-)>

/>< /O

O teri khair,

english medium masi :D ;p

Pathan Message

Sabzi wala sabzi par paani

chidak raha tha,

kaafi dair hogai tab aik

pathan ghusse se bola :

Bhai sahab ! Agar bhindi ko

hosh aa gaya ho to aik kilo

de do. ;p

Recover Message

5 things you cannot recover

in Life :

Stone after thrown

Word after said

Occasion after missed

Time after gone

and

Trust after lost...!!!

Funny Message

Out Class Ghazal... :D

Aaj apni mohabbat ko naya

morr diya usne,

Paas bula ke chal be nikal

bol diya usne.

Pehle hansta tha main mun

khol ke,

Ab to agey wala hi daant torr

diya usne.

Usne sargoshi ka kaha main

betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to maror

diya usne.

Sardian aain to laya keeno

mere liye,

Keeno kha ke chilka ankhon

mein nichor diya usne.

Bewafai ki hadd bhi dikha di

ek din usne Zalim !!

Milne ghar gaya to peeche

kutta chor diya usne.. ;p

Funny Message

Usne mera hath pyar se pakra

Jese kuch kehna chahti ho

Phir pyar se mera hath

zameen par rakh ke boli :

Akkar bakkar bambey bow

Assi nawwey pure sau.

Batao yar mental nikli :(

College Message

An old man went to college

that he studies at. Knocked 

the door of room #3 of the

hostel and said :

May I come in ? I have lived in

this room 30 years ago.

A young man opened the door

and let him enter.

The old man examined the

room and recalling everything

said :

The same old room, same old

wooden table, ventilator and same

old window that opens into the garden

and the same old bed.

While examining bed, he found

a young girl hiding under the

bed.

The young man got alarmed and

said :

Don't be mistaken. She is my sister.

She lost her earrings and is searching

for that.

Old man said :

And the same Old Story. :)

Boxer Message

Great boxer M.Ali said :

Sometimes words are not

enough

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A punch is Necessary :D

Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

Morning message

Kehte

hain

agar

subha

uth

kar

ache

insan

ko

yaad

karo

to

din

bhi

acha

guzarta

hai.

Is liye

mene

socha

apko

apni

yaad

sila

doon. :)

Have A Nice Dy.

Assalam O Alaikum.

Good Morning :)

My Mistake Message

Usne mujhe chaha hi nahi

main chahat samajh betha,

Ghalti meri thi.

Uski pal bhar ki muskurahat

ko pyar samajh betha,

Ghalti meri thi.

Wo to meri thi

Usne kaha bhi tha koi aur hai

meri zindagi mein

Main hi khud ko uski zindagi

mein samajh betha,

Ghalti meri thi...

Funny Message

Hum gaye the unke ghar,

kehna tha dil se dil mila

lo...

Magar jab uske papa ne 

khola darwaza to

Hum ghabra ke bole :

" Uncle pani araha hai

motor chala lo." ;p :D

Funny Old Saying Message

Purani kahawat hai ke Dost

kitne hi nikamme hojayen,

Dua Salam rakhni chahye.

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| <|.

Mene kaha janab

Assalam O Alaikum :)

Joke Message

Shortest Joke.......!!!!!!

A Boy said :

" Trust me." :D

Couple Message

A couple had a huge fight

one night.

Going to bed Husband said :

" Goodnight old mother

of 3 kids."

Wife replied :
" Goodnight father of none..."

Date Message

On a date...

Night was dark

Moon was high

Boy stopped bike

Girl asked why

He came close

She felt shy

and boy said:

" Dhakka maa heroin,

petrol khatam hogaya hai." :D

Funny Bus Message

Lo jee bhalai ka to zamana hi

nahi hai...

1 bus mein 1 aunty khari thin,

1 bache ne kaha ap meri

jagah pe beth jayen,

Aunty ne usey zor se thappar

maar diya.

Kyun ?

..

..

..

..

..

..

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.

Kyun ke...

Bacha apne abbu ki goud 

mein betha tha. :D

Funny Friendship Message

Chand ne kaha :

" Dosti na kar

doston ki bheer mein

kahin tu kho jayega."

Mene kaha :

" Ae chand zameen pe

aa kar mere

doston se mil,

tu bhi upar jana

bhool jayega."

.

.

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.

Zalimon ! Kitna jhoot bolna

parta hai tum logon ke liye :)

Dedicated to Jigri super

duper & lovely Friends !!

Mario Message

Today, I met Mario.

I greeted him and asked :

" Do you remember me ?"

He said : "No."

I said : " Idiot !!

I lost my childhood to

save your girlfriend."

:D

Sardar message

Sardar 1 road se jati hui larki

ko ghaur se dekh raha tha.

Larki ne usse hath se lanat di..

Sardar dost se bola :

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.

.

.

Set hogai yar,

5 baje milne ka keh rahi hai.

Shakespeare Message

Shakespeare said :

" Whenever I miss my friends,

I look at the sky.

Although I can't see them

there,

But I feel Happy that 

We are under the same Sky."

I Love My Friends !!