Frogs Message

Two frogs sitting together :

1st : Trrrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : trrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : Tarartrrrrr.

2nd : Look bro ! Don't change the topic ;p

Word Message

Remember these two words.

It will open many doors in Life...

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1- Push

&

2- Pull :D

Friend Message

One one

2

I miss you.

Two two

4

Miss me more.

Three three

6

Friendship is fix.

Four four

8

You are great.

Five five

10

I miss you

my Sweet Friend :)

Changes Message

A person mostly changes

for two reasons.

Either someone special

comes in his/her Life.

Or

Someone special left

his/her Life...!!!

Difference Funny Message

Two girls wearing same T-shirt

response : Kamini copied my style.

Two boys wearing same T-shirt

response : Arey mera bhai. :)

Twins Message

Do hamshakal jurwa bache

sardi ke mausam mein apne

kamre mein bethe the.

Inme se aik hans hans ke

lout pout ho raha tha aur

dosera udas kone mein betha kaanp raha tha.

Baap ne pocha : Tum itna kyun hans

rahe ho ?

Wo bola :

" Kuch nahi papa, aaj mama ne dono

bar isi ko nehla diya hai." :D

Happy Message

If you want to be Happy for a short

time, get Drunk...

If you want to be Happy for a long

time, fall in Love...

But if you want to be Happy

forever,

Don't even think of these two.... :D ;p ;) :)

Teacher-Student message

Teacher to 1 class student :

Chalo beta ye line do lafzon

mein bol kar dikhao

" Teacher main apse pyar karta hoon."

Student : Sorry Miss. Teri meri,

meri teri prem kahani hai

mushkil do lafzon mein ye

bayan na ho paye. ;p

Funny Message

Agar thakawat ya kamzori ki

wajah se ap se hila bhi na

ja raha ho,

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Bijli ke switch mein 2 unglian

daalein. Aapka ang ang hil

jayega. :)

Don't be thankful,

Its my duty :D

Funny Women Message

Do aurton ko 2o saal ki saza mili.

20 saal aik sath jail mein

guzarne ke baad jab dono riha

hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha :

Chalo ab baqi batein

ghar pohoch kar karte hain. :D

Village Message

Aik gaun mein kisi buzurg ke mar

jane se school mein chutti ho

gai. School se aate waqt do

bachon ne do buzurgon ko

dekha to aik bola :

Dekh dekh do aur chuttiyan

aa rahi hain.... :D

Funny Message

Na thi usko mere pyar

ki qadar,

Na thi mujhko uske

pyar ki qadar,

Bas mene bhi soch lya

is qadar

ke...

Two parallel lines cannot

intersect each other.. :D ;p

Racism Message

Height Of Racism :

A white kid goes and stands

between two black kids.

And says :

" Mommy, see I made

an Oreo...!!!:D

Tears And Smile Message

" Aansu

aur

Muskurahat"

Do anmol khazane hain...

" Aansuon "

ko sirf Allah ke

samne bahao

aur

" Muskurahat "

ko logon par

nichawar kardo.

Facebook Message

A pretty girl 18 years Old,

Having two Fathers,

Three Mothers, 

15 Brothers,

17 Sisters,

7 Children

and

she was married 6 times

and

she is still a Virgin !!

What's her secret ?

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With Facebook,

Anything is possible. :D;p

Trust Message

When you fully Trust a person

without any doubt, You will finally

get one of two results,

" A person for Life"

or

" A lesson for Life."

Love But Funny Message

" Love one another"

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If it doesn't workout,

Just interchange the

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Last two Words. :D

I.Q. Test Message

Mother's Name is 

Sixty Two.

Son's name is

Fifty Two.

Daughter's name is

Forty Two.

What is the name of Father ?

Reply must, I am waiting. :)

Answer Is :

TWO.