Mom-Son Message

Aik larka ghar dair se lauta.

Maa : Kahan they ?

Beta : Emotional film

dekhne gaya tha :
" Maa ka Pyaar."

Maa : Ab andar jaa ke

acton film dekh :

Baap ki Maar.

Miss-Student Message

Miss : Aaj tum late kyun aye ?

School 8 baje shuru hota hai

phir dair kyun ki ?

Student : Miss ap please meri

itni fikar mat kiya karein,

dost shak karte hain. ;p

School Life Message

Wo 7:30 ka alarm

Phir bhi ankh khule late.

Wo yaaron se shugal aur

Attendance bolna late.

Wo free period ki aas

Aur choti si break.

Wo paper ki tension

Phir bhi karna time waste.

Jaan apni doston mein aur

Bahar karna unka wait.

Wo tukkey ka sahi jawab

aur friends se kehna:

" You know i am Great."

Wo parhe baghair test

Aur number dus me se eight.

Wo chutti ke waqt masti

Aur bag ka thora sa weight.

Isi liye to kehte hain :

" Student Life is really Great."

Double Meaning Message

Most confusing double 

meaning joke...

Girl : Aaj office jate hi boss

mujh pe charr gaya.

Friend : Kyun ?

Girl : Woh main late gai

thi naaa...!!!

Teacher Message

Teacher : Isko English mein

translate karo,

" Larki yahan se ja chuki hai."

Students :
 O shit !!

I am late :)

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