Facebook Message

1 admi ki wife mar gai. Dost

usko chup karne ke baad :

" Tujhe kuch chahye ?"

Admi : 

" Laptop la de."

Dost :

" Kyun khair ?"

Admi :

" Facebook pe status

to single kardun." ;p

Frogs Message

Two frogs sitting together :

1st : Trrrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : trrrr.

2nd : Trrrrr.

1st : Tarartrrrrr.

2nd : Look bro ! Don't change the topic ;p

People Message

Educated people change

themselves according to

the situation !

But,

Experienced people change

the situation according to

themselves...!!!

Funny Message

Can you read it fast in English !

My

A my

They my

They they my

A my they na my

They they na my...

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Khuley nahi hain maaf karo ! ;p :D

Compromise-Ego Message

Compromise says : Its better

to change a little rather than

to lose someone forever.

Ego says : its always better

to leave the one who wants

to change you.

" Choice is Yours."

Teacher-Student Message

Teacher : Last year you were

in love with that girl & this year

you are in love with other...

Whats all this ?

Student : 

Semester Change.

Syllabus Change.

Definition Message

Definition Of Nothing

Time doesn't wait for you or me,

days pass & years change, you

move away from your close

ones, your Life changes, Friends

change, people change, but

your heart have those precious

moments engraved in it......

They are always there making

you happy at sad times and

sad at happy times. You sit

back, think about those happy

days and smile and when

somebody asks you the reason

for your smile, you just say

Hey " Nothing." =)

Poet Message

Sookhey honton pe hi hoti hain meethi batein,

" Saqi."

Pyaas jab bujh jaye to lehje badal jate hain.