Alphabet Message

Alphabet " O " stands for

Opportunity.

It is absent in yesterday,

Available once in tOday &

Thrice in tOmOrrOw.

You may have lost it

yesterday

but you still have tOday &

tOmOrrOw

to avail it.

So avail your present as well

as tomorrow. :)

Facebook Funny Message

Maulvi sahab was online on facebook.

Aadmi : Maulvi sahab, kal mere bete ne

cigarette pi aur jab mene usse mara

to usne meri shirt phaar di.

Maulvi Sahab : Lolz... ;p