Naughty Message

Boy : Hum dono kuch arse

sath rehte hain. Agar hamare

mizaaj mile to shadi kar leinge

aur koi ghalti hui to alag ho jainge.

Girl : Ghalti kiske pas rahegi ?

Proposals Message

Types Of Proposals :

1- I love you.

2- I want to spend my rest

of life with you.

3- Will you marry me ?

But ...

The latest and favorite

one now :

Wanna be my

Chammak Challo?? :)

Ladies First Message

The story behind 

" Ladies First."

Long ago, a man & woman

were madly in Love. They

wanted to marry. Parents did

not approved. They decided to

suicide together & planned to

jump from mountain. The man

could not bear to see his

sweetheart fall.

He convinced her that he will

jump first. He jumped.

The kameeni never jumped.

Thereafter all men decided

" Ladies First." ;p

Boy-Girl Message

Boy : marry me.

Girl : Do you have a house ?

Boy : No.

Girl : Do you have a BMW car ?

Boy : No.

Girl : How much is your salary ?

Boy : No salary. But...

Girl : No but, you have nothing.

How can I marry you ?

Leave please...!!!

Boy : ( Talk to himself) : I have 1

villa, 3 property land,

3 ferrari,

2 porsche...

Why I still need to buy

BMW ? How can I get the salary

when actually I am the Boss...

Moral :

Girls, be patient & listen to

what the guy have to say... :D

Boy-Girl Message

Boy proposed a Girl :

I fell in love with you the

minute I saw you. Will you marry me ?

Girl : Urdu bolo, meko English

na awat hai.

Boy : Kuch nahi behen,

barsaat ho rahi hai. ;p

Teacher-Student Message

Student : Miss, I like you so much.

I want to marry you.

Teacher(angry) : I hate children.

Student : Miss, we will try not to have children. :D

Funny Message

3 young ladies proposed a man.

He had to choose one of them.

He tested by giving them Rs. 5000 each to spend.

1st bought makeup stuff & dresses and said she wanted to look good for him.

2nd got him few expensive shirts, ties & perfumes and said she wanted him to look good.

3rd one invested the money, got profit & retured him original amount saying that she saved the rest for their future.

Finally man decided to marry.

The lady who was the

Prettiest :D

Men never change ;p