Funny Message

Boyfriend aur girlfriend walk pe gaye,

wahan boyfriend ko chot lag gai aur

khoon behne laga,

boyfriend girlfriend ko dekhne laga ke wo

apna dupatte ka tukra bandhe gi.

Girlfriend boyfriend ko dekhte hue boli :

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Sochna bhi mat mera naya

Gul Ahmed ka suit hai :D

Islamic New Year Message

Today's sunset is the last

sunset of this Islamic Year &

I pray that all your worries 

set down with this sunset &

new beam of new year spread

Happiness in your Life.

Aameen.

Happy New Islamic Year 1433.

Pathan Message

Pathan creates new email id :

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gmail@pathan.com

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hacker dies,

virus cries,

google shocks,

computer blocks,

Pathan rocks :D

Funny Message

Out Class Ghazal... :D

Aaj apni mohabbat ko naya

morr diya usne,

Paas bula ke chal be nikal

bol diya usne.

Pehle hansta tha main mun

khol ke,

Ab to agey wala hi daant torr

diya usne.

Usne sargoshi ka kaha main

betaab ho gaya,

Kaan paas kiya to maror

diya usne.

Sardian aain to laya keeno

mere liye,

Keeno kha ke chilka ankhon

mein nichor diya usne.

Bewafai ki hadd bhi dikha di

ek din usne Zalim !!

Milne ghar gaya to peeche

kutta chor diya usne.. ;p

Eid Message

Naya hasta

Muskurata din

Mubarak ho aapko

Allah kare ye din

Aap ke liye

Khushiyon se

Bharpoor sabit ho.

** Aameen **

Happy Eid-Ul-Azha :)

New Generation Message

Dada : Subha sawere utha karo,

iske bohot faide hain. Dekho

jo chiryan subha sawere uthti

hain unko keere makore khane

ko mil jate hain.

Pota : Aur jo keere makore

subha sawere uthte hain

unko jaldi uthne ki saza bhi

to milti hai. ;p :D

Naya Jazba

Naye Soch...

Philosophy Message

New Philosophy :

" Relatives who don't wish

me on my birthday,

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Have no right to contact

me on my Result Day." :D

Sad Message

Apne ehsas ko lafzon ki

qaba kyun nahi dete,

Usko chaha hai to phir

usko bata kyun nahi dete,

Wo jo tumhein chor gaya

majburi-e-halaat suna kar,

Uski tasweer ko kamre se

hata kyun nahi dete,

Ye zaruri to nahi aik hi 

mehboob rahe,

Apni sochon ko koi rung

naya kyun nahi dete,

Jab se toota hai mera rabt

meri sanson se,

Mere hi ghar mein mujhe

log jagah kyun nahi dete...

Sad Message

She met him after a long

breakup.

She told him : Sorry, I've met

a new one. I have a new boyfriend

and another future.

How about your Life ?

He closed his eyes to hide his

tears. Remembered all the 

memories. He shared her pain

before, her happy moments

and how he refused many other

girls just to stay with her.

He kept the remains of his

pride and collected his force,

smiled and said :
" Sorry ma'am, but do I know you ?"

New Theory Message

Argument wins the person,

But loses the relation.

So, don't argue with your

friends.

Just

Slap them and say,

Kam Bol.. :)

Statement Message

A smart statement :

" Never raise your voice, just

improve the quality of your

argument."

"Life is much like Facebook...

People will like your problems

and comment, but no one gonna

solve them.

Because,

Everybody seems so busy in

updating their own status."

You regularly text your friends,

they do not reply you,

But

If you text from new number,

everyone will reply that,

Who are you ?

People have time for unknown,

but not for known.

Strange but True.

Funny Message

Funny Riddles :

-What is more useful after

it is broken ?

An Egg .. :D

-Which is the most

shocking city ?

Electri-city.

-Name two things you can 

never eat before Breakfast ?

Lunch & Dinner :D

-How many men were born 

in Europe ?

None, only babies

were born.

-If your clock strikes 13,

what time is it ?

Time to buy a new clock.. ;p

Funny Message

Boy:
My Girlfriend broke up with me & have sent me her picture with her new Boyfriend...

Friends:
Awww... !! Thats so sad...what did u do...?
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Boy:
Sent those pictures to her DAD... :D

Textaphrenia Message

Textaphrenia is a new type of disease, 

mainly found in the blood of youth,

in which a person thinks that S(he)

has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no 

message actually. :D

Propose Message

Propose karne ka naya style..

Boy : Mujhe aap ke signature chahye hain.

Girl : Kahan pe ?

Boy : Nikah namey pe. :-)

Keep Smiling.