Funny Message

Agar ap mere sms se pareshan

ho to,

Customer center call kar ke

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

.

Apna number band karwa lo,

Kyun ke hum to sudharne wale

nahi :D

Pathan Message

Customer : Teri dukaan to

mithai ki hai tera dil khane

ko nahi karta ?

Pathan : Bohot karta hai magar

abba rus gulay gin ke jata hai

is liye choos ke rakh deta haon. :D

Funny Message

1 larke ki girlfriend ka birthday tha.

Boy was not in that city,

so he ordered 24 red roses for

his girlfriend

&

called her up :

Dear, mene tumhare liye utne

rose bheje hain,

jitne saal ki tum hogai ho....

While delivering,

Florist thought,

Ye aj ka mera sab se acha

customer hai...

Chalo main isse 10 roses free

mein de deta hun.

So he gave 34 instead of 24...

.

.

.

.

.

.

Aur aj tak larka nahi samajh paya

ke uska breakup kyun hua ?

:D

Morning Message

Dear coustmer,

ur sleeping time has expired....now u cannot use bed anymore..

to subscribe again please wait 4 d night....

so " GOOD MORNING" & Have a nice day 2 all........:)